iron horse

An elderly person who is quite strong and hardy for his/her age.

My neighbor is an 81-year-old iron horse who mows his lawn and carries heavy loads up and down the stairs.

by iViking April 29, 2010

horse shoe

when someone takes a fresh tin of chew and finishes it all in 5 dips.

I knew a kid once who could do a horse shoe like it was his job

by holi64 June 29, 2008

horse apple

One of those strange, green, spiny fruits that only horses eat.

- What the hell is this green spiky thing?
- Oh, that's just a horse apple

by Juice Jones December 9, 2008

horse sperm

Why did you even search this you sick bastard,
Horse sperm is well... horse sperm, there's not really anything much to it.
That really was a waste of time wasn't it? Why did you even... I don't understand why you would do that, I mean, at least you haven't looked on google images or anything... right?
...

You: Hueheuheu lets search up horse sperm on the urban dictionary!
YourMumWhenSheLooksAtYourSearchHistory: Adoption.

by AsianButLickJewHue January 21, 2016

Whore horse

Generally this is very rare, but you'll know you've came acrosss a Whore horse when your partner resembles a Horse. These Whore horse's often gallups from partner to partner fucking there brains out while still in a relationship.

That whore horse cheated on me!

by OttawaWhore March 25, 2017

plop on the horse

Meaning "to leave," usually used at the end of a conversation. Originates in the idea of "plopping down" on a horse in order to ride back to one's home. "Down" is usually eliminated, although on occasion it is heard.

Joe: ...and then Barb told me that the bricks had been there the whole time.
Jim: Interesting. Well, it's getting pretty late--it's probably time for me to plop on the horse.
Joe: All right, see you later.
Jim: Yup, goodbye.

by Barock August 22, 2004

Pucker Horse

This marvel is a merely an unfortunate person who has gums like a horse because his/her teeth are visible only subtly, while the gums look ample and luxurious. Although pucker horses are uncommon, you can spot them as soon as they smile.

She's definitely a pucker horse with that dreadful smile!

by Beebs83 January 18, 2009