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casino hipster

A notch above pretentious elitism on the hipster scale. These are the types of people that walk through casinos just to admire the atmosphere, not to gamble.
person 1: I went to the MGM Grand last night, it was pretty amazing!

person 2: O really? Did you win anything?

person 1: Win anything? ha ha ha ha! Why would I go to a casino other than to enjoy the beautiful aesthetics of all the lights and sounds?! You must be mad!

person 2: You're a casino hipster, man!
by sydstorm October 23, 2011
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hipster mouth

The condition where one has burned the roof of one's mouth by attempting to eat an item of food that has not yet cooled to a reasonable temperature for consumption, i.e. "before it was cool".
"I was so hungry I ate the pizza straight out of the oven and had a bad case of hipster mouth for the next day."
by hqrsie November 11, 2011
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Hipster Fuckhead

A person that isn't technically a hipster, but often dresses like one, and listens to quite a bit of hipster-esque music. In order to be a "hipster fuckhead," you cannot be a complete hipster. This term is reserved for people with hipster-like qualities only
Person #1: "Look at Cody over there, listening to indie and dressed like a hipster; when I know for a fact that he's far too interesting to be an actual hipster. WTF."

Person #2: Yea, that's Cody for you. Cool guy, but he's a total hipster fuckhead."
by I_Hate_Tools October 14, 2011
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gun hipster

Those who (in real life or in a video game) dislike to use weapons that are popular/mainstream solely because they are popular/mainstream.
Guy 1: Duuuude didja get Call of Duty: Black Ops?!
Guy 2: Yeahh man it's sickkk!! My favorite gun is the AK-74u!!
Guy 1: Ew..you noob. I use the Uzi. The AK-74u is soooo overused.
Guy 2: You're a fucking gun hipster, man.
by porangular December 5, 2010
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Paradoxial Hipster

a person who is a hipster simply because everyone else is therefore contradicting themselves.
Person 1: "I want to be a hipster like everyone else!"
Person 2: "Sounds like a Paradoxial Hipster!"
by hipsterjoe May 6, 2011
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hipster entrepreneur

1. all he wants to do is just "change the world", 2. but be aware, the hipster entrepreneur values ego validation far more than he does profit or market share
Tony Hsieh is a great entrepreneur who's proven himself over and over again, but he's also the godfather of all hipster entrepreneurs.

They've only been in operation for a year and they're giving back 15% of their profits to charity... WTF, are you kidding me? Are they hipster entrepreneurs or something?

Goddamn hipster entrepreneur. His interests on Facebook are: tea, yoga, and Deepak Chopra.
by cantor356 October 7, 2010
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mall hipster

see mallgoth/mall goth

obnoxious, rich teenage girls who blindly follow the hipster trend, thinking they're incredibly original. they listen to grouplove, one direction, lana del rey, the smiths, young the giant, and walk the moon. they can easily be spotted by long, straightened hair, a nose piercing, an iphone 4s, and an urban outfitters top that says "free spirit" or something.
person a: omg look at those mallgoths what is this, 2004?
person b: not half as bad as those mall hipsters
by judgementalandpretentious July 13, 2012
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