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hipster mouth

The condition where one has burned the roof of one's mouth by attempting to eat an item of food that has not yet cooled to a reasonable temperature for consumption, i.e. "before it was cool".
"I was so hungry I ate the pizza straight out of the oven and had a bad case of hipster mouth for the next day."
by hqrsie November 11, 2011
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casino hipster

A notch above pretentious elitism on the hipster scale. These are the types of people that walk through casinos just to admire the atmosphere, not to gamble.
person 1: I went to the MGM Grand last night, it was pretty amazing!

person 2: O really? Did you win anything?

person 1: Win anything? ha ha ha ha! Why would I go to a casino other than to enjoy the beautiful aesthetics of all the lights and sounds?! You must be mad!

person 2: You're a casino hipster, man!
by sydstorm October 23, 2011
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Hipster Fuckhead

A person that isn't technically a hipster, but often dresses like one, and listens to quite a bit of hipster-esque music. In order to be a "hipster fuckhead," you cannot be a complete hipster. This term is reserved for people with hipster-like qualities only
Person #1: "Look at Cody over there, listening to indie and dressed like a hipster; when I know for a fact that he's far too interesting to be an actual hipster. WTF."

Person #2: Yea, that's Cody for you. Cool guy, but he's a total hipster fuckhead."
by I_Hate_Tools October 14, 2011
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gun hipster

Those who (in real life or in a video game) dislike to use weapons that are popular/mainstream solely because they are popular/mainstream.
Guy 1: Duuuude didja get Call of Duty: Black Ops?!
Guy 2: Yeahh man it's sickkk!! My favorite gun is the AK-74u!!
Guy 1: Ew..you noob. I use the Uzi. The AK-74u is soooo overused.
Guy 2: You're a fucking gun hipster, man.
by porangular December 5, 2010
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hipster entrepreneur

1. all he wants to do is just "change the world", 2. but be aware, the hipster entrepreneur values ego validation far more than he does profit or market share
Tony Hsieh is a great entrepreneur who's proven himself over and over again, but he's also the godfather of all hipster entrepreneurs.

They've only been in operation for a year and they're giving back 15% of their profits to charity... WTF, are you kidding me? Are they hipster entrepreneurs or something?

Goddamn hipster entrepreneur. His interests on Facebook are: tea, yoga, and Deepak Chopra.
by cantor356 October 7, 2010
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Hipster Honk

Any form of playing an instrument with your Butthole.
Ronny straight hipster Honked the Kazoo!
by Swedehouse April 11, 2017
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Hipster Mating

Hipster mating is where a couple undress each other and reveal their genitalia and go so far as to try sex positions, however the penis does not enter the vagina. Similar principle to hipster kissing where people go to kiss each other but don't actually kiss or make any lip contact whatsoever.
"Dude don't put it in"
"Why?"
"We're hipsters, putting it in is too mainstream."
"So were doing Hipster Mating?"

"dude I just lost my hipster virginity, she even took my trousers off!"
by mrciarano December 4, 2013
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