Visit from grandma

When one soaks their hand in icy cold water til it's wrinkled and pruny then pleasures themself with it.

My hand was all raw after that visit from grandma.

by Guilty7 October 6, 2017

kicked from the chat

Nick is gay

Why did nick molest that little boy?
Because kicked from the chat

by Matt. September 10, 2018

Nuked From Orbit

When, during sex, a man stands on the bed and the other party gets on their knees as the man cums all over them.

Phil: yeah man, me and Sarah were doing the deed and she asked to be nuked from orbit, so I figured why not?
Jeff: kinda weird but you do you

by I_gotta_shit January 12, 2023

Uzii from ifunny

Standing at just over 5 foot and 4 inches tall, there's a lotta man packed into this tiny human. Most famous for the consensual sex act involving his girlfriend and her younger sister, uzii from ifunny has made his presence known in the chat by calling every other user ugly at one point in his life, followed by a loud and obnoxious "lmao." mad cute tho.

(Definition credit to Jason)

Nobody:

Uzii from ifunny: "LMAOOO"

"ight so that's what we doin now"

"yeah ight"

"yes Jimmy I'll admit it Sophie is cuter than Ali 🙄"

by Often December 6, 2019

Safe from soap

When someone or something doesn’t use a bar of soap and only uses liquid soap

Billy is safe from soap because he didn’t drop it.

by ThottxxSlayer69 August 14, 2019

Holding from the Back

A skinny girl that that deceptively packs a whole lot of ass that you weren’t aware of at all because you only viewed her from the front.

Derek: Yo did you see that new girl Taylor? She’s pretty hot right?
Justin: Yeah, but she’s too skinny.

Derek: Nah man she’s holding from the back trust me.
Justin: Shit your right. She’s fucking packing. Might have to ask her out just to see how that ass feels.

by SlickComment13 May 1, 2021

Jared from Trinity

A kid who isn't afraid to get down and dirty to please the starters in the locker room. Sits bench and warms up right fielder.

Jared from Trinity? He blows cock and rides the pine during the game and rides something else afterwords.

by Heckehh3 July 6, 2017