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Satan

Satan: Is a female angel of heaven.
A Queen of Yahweh.
And the rank of Cherubim.
She rebellion (rebellious)
Against the universe King Yahweh.
Got angry - when Yahweh told the heaven beings her and all the angels of heavens, HIS PLAN

A plan , to create the human beings, and they shall govern all things he created even planet in the far future. Putting them over these universe things and over all animals.
Even put his new creation the HUMANs over the hosts of Heaven.
She began to think over all the angels ! (Even Her)
Got offereded.
Rebelled and took 1/3rd of the angels to join Her.
Those that joined her, are called fallen angels or evil angels. Then they leave Yahweh presence stopped keeping Yahweh feasts 3 per year feasts . Entered the NEW Earth, created the 🦕 dinosaurs.
Blood sports as entertaining to them.
To watch dinosaurs rip each other apart fighting.
Yahweh steps in the spirit of Yahweh....was hovering over the waters: Yahweh sent a Flood Water number 1 Genesis Book.
Water was already on Earth before Adam and Eve was. The water flood , destroys the Dinosaurs. Yahweh created Adam then Eve.
Biblical " and you was perfect in beauty" ....and I married you on the holy mountain in heaven " Yahweh talks about Satan.
Not a male Angel
by Religious Descons May 29, 2024
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satan's stockings

a particular situation when you sweat so badly that the sweat from from your body actually makes your stockings stink terribly nastily and unbearably bad that the image of satan shows up in you head after you close your eyes due to the smell of the stockings.
alex : hey jessie get down and take them stockings off so i can see them hawwt leggys ..!!!!!!!g
jessica : (takes the stockings off and throws them on alex's face ).

alex : SHITBALLS them satan's stockings are killing mee!!!!!!!!! (( punches jessica and knock's her out)).
by asteroth1 January 6, 2011
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Satan’s seed

Another term used to define ranch dressing, the preferred sauce of the devil
Donna profusely spread satan’s seed all over her salad
by Moose lips January 30, 2019
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Satan's Hotdog

When the penis is resting between two butt cheeks.
Satan's Hotdog is a sin, you either put it in like God intended or don't!
by ReallyDirtyTurtle May 17, 2020
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Satan

Satan is a friend for all
Man I wish I has Satan as a friend.
by Poopedonman November 15, 2018
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Number 4: Hail Satan

Number 4: Hail Satan is a new meme of Top 15s or Chills, which is also a prequel to the Number 15 BKFL meme.
- Dude u know Dora the Explorer's backmasked theme?
- Chills: Number 4: Hail Satan - Dora the Explorer.
by epicjake777 May 22, 2019
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Satan piñata

by It’s Gucci May 19, 2020
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