real catfish

When you use make up, hats, scarfs, etc. to hide your age and/or identity

Don't be a real catfish bitch

by Puddinover05 April 13, 2017

Get real

When allu messes up his m'1s so bad oh my fucking god it is a single button it ain't that hard jesus christ cmon man just hit the damn button.

Guys he is about to Get real

by The one known as H July 10, 2022

retro real

you were getting molested by kaptain kangaroo when these 22-yr-old hipster blitches are wearing his t-shirts today.

you are a prime big-ass daddy pimp
you're retro, but you actually lived through it. retro-real mufucka

damn bitch, that girl was in preschool when you were in 12th grade. retro real mufucka!
Bad Company uses their name in the lyrics of the song. like rappers, retro real puta!

by ron jaworski, quarterback October 6, 2012

Real key

It’s like low key but the real shit.

That’s real key.

by cdiddy1210 January 19, 2020

Real Paprika

The Real Paprika is the god of the Paprika religion. The Real Paprika is the man who will lead us to the Paprika Heaven.

The Real Paprika is watching us kids!

by Paprika?! March 3, 2019

Real Networks

A crappy money-grubbing company whose sole intent is to make as much money through adware. They are best known for the infamous RealPlayer, which is infested with ads. They also own GameHouse, which puts ads in most of their games.

Dude, don't trust anything made by Real Networks.

by The Real Driller April 3, 2021

Real Temptation

The irresistible urge to consume Munchee ChocShock

Have you tried Munchee ChocShock? It is THE definition of a Real Temptation.

by Truthaboutchocolate February 26, 2023