Double Gold Star Gay

A gay man who has never had sex with a woman and was a c-section baby. Never came out, never came in

I am a double gold star gay. I have never had sex with a woman and I was a c-section baby. Many gays claim to be gold star gays by never having sex with a woman, however I have never been in or out.

by Jeffrey Mack May 1, 2008

double-bean

2 cocks, 1 asshole.

Jarod couldn't help but regret his fevered double-bean the day of the big race.

by Aaron Spelling September 7, 2006

P.h.Double D

A good looking Dr or professional with with big boobies.

Those two chicks over there, they're P.h.Double Ds.

by pingu unit April 19, 2009

double fish

To Fish, the act of fishing another
To purse your lips in a kissing fashion while your partner is not prepared, not wanting the kiss, talking, too far, etc.

double fish: both parties of the kiss fish

the couple double fished when monica told them the teacher was coming down the hall

by cuntastic nancy fan May 1, 2008

Double Dapper

An expression of appreciation towards something that is desirable.

Damn Lester, you see that ass? That shit is a double dapper!

by Booty fiend December 21, 2008

Upperdecker Double Blumpkin

A man takes the upper-back of the toilet off and sits on it. A woman gives him a blowjob as he takes a crap in the back of the toilet. After crapping and the blow job is done, he puts the lid back on the toilet.

An unsuspecting person comes in later and uses the toilette. When they flush the toilet it fills with brown water from the crap the man took in the upper deck.

“I was over Al’s house and I upperdecker double blumpkin’d his toilet. That thing was flowing brown all day”

by Stephen Roche September 21, 2019

Double Decker

To leave an Upper Decker in the toilet tank, and to leave a Floater in the bowl. This can either be a two-man job, or performed by a single person who breaks his payload into two segments. The result is that the water in the bowl will be brown, and the water that comes from the tank during a flush will also be brown.

An upper decker wasn't enough for that place, so for good measure I left a double decker.

by inmatarian February 3, 2008