bit-david

A type of maths teacher, originating in the S.E of England

What in bit-david's name are you doing?

It's a parabola, bit-david

by Scooter March 20, 2005

David

David is the name of not only a man but a god. He is extremely good at beer pong and all sorts of drinking games. He is dominant to all the "Chevys" and "Daryls" of the world. He can only be defeated by Chuck Norris.

"WTF David just beat me at beer pong for the 100th time in a row!!!"

by c3004f33 and superman suck April 28, 2010

David Guetta

David Guetta is a French house producer, singer and DJ. Originally a DJ at nightclubs during the 1980s and 1990s, he co-founded Gum Productions and released his first album, Just a Little More Love, in 2001. Later, he released Guetta Blaster (2004) and Pop Life (2007). His 2009 album One Love included the hit singles "When Love Takes Over" (featuring Kelly Rowland), "Gettin' Over You" (featuring Chris Willis, Fergie & LMFAO) and "Sexy Bitch" (featuring Akon), the latter becoming a top five hit in the US and all three reached #1 in the UK. He has worked with a variety of pop and hip-hop artists including Akon, Chris Willis, Kelly Rowland, Lil' Wayne, Kelis, Madonna, Kid Cudi, Estelle, Fergie, Amy Palmer, K'naan, will.i.am, LMFAO, Dane Bowers, Flo Rida, Shakira, Julie Mcknight and apl.de.ap.

David Guetta is featured on the song Memories by Kid Cudi

by BnBB August 26, 2010

Davian

A very tall guy with long hair who just got braces, he is very fawking funny as hell!! He also just happens to have laser vision and invented the square tree!!! He can kick your ass at Ragdoll Avalanche 2 and can stomp you with his pancakes of doom. Davian is, truly, the perfect doomsday device.

Guy: Dude, Davian got me in the ass with his Laser Vision!!

Guy 2: He crushed me with his pancakes of doom!

Guy: Oh, no he's coming this way!

Guy 2: OH SHIT IT'S OVER!!!!

Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Davian: Hey guys sup?

*big explosion*

News report the next day: And only Davian survived.

by TYMAN8 May 10, 2011

David dobrik

Daddy dobrik is one mother trucking daddy hes the best

I need a daddy david dobrik in my life

by Jacehussar February 26, 2019

David O'Brien

A student at The Gilbert School in Winsted, CT. His dick is broken because his platypus vomited on it, so he has to use his fingers. He traveled with Mrs. Elliott and Maggie, and he saw many vaginas.

I'm pretty DUMPLY/SPICY in math, so it took me only SEVENTEEN minutes to figure out the answers. “These problems are easy!” I told him. “Use your DICK.”

“It's broken!” he said. “I think my PLATYPUS VOMITED over it.”

“Then you'll just have to use your fingers!” I suggested SWIFTLY. (This was a mad lib involving David O'Brien)

by Aubrey the Jerk August 4, 2007

David kennedy

yummy looking guitar player for Angels And Airwaves (AVA)

takes amazing pictures with modlife members at meet and greets at warped tour.

will be married to me someday.. he just doesnt know it yet.

David kennedy: hey whats up
me: omg.your amazing.
David: ha. thanks.

by kaitlynlvsu October 9, 2008