damnit

the exclamation that is screamed when you realize that the hair in your ears is growing faster than it can be plucked, while the hair on your head is falling out by the bushel.

Why in the hell is there so much freaking hair growing out of my ears.... damnit! time is cruel.

by aging uncracefully April 3, 2005

are you dancing on top of me

a "hip" way of asking, "are you kidding me?"
is used as a lot of things becuase it is a sentence. so go suck my cock.

you: omg. last night i banged a fat dude. and it was amazing. his shlong was the coolest thing ive ever seen even though it had 3 fat flaps on it.
me: omg. are you dancing on top of me?

by fkjsda December 29, 2007

shaved, oiled and dancing

A dream.. Fantasy, if you will, of the ever present "Bad-Mojo". Commonly used in most coversations regarding, well, anything.

"Man, did you see the score on that Bears game?"

"Yes, I bet you were watching it while thinking of a shaved, oiled and dancing Flabbio."

"You really need to see someone about those visions of yours..."

by AceTW August 2, 2004

dancing bologna

Colloquial description of animated images used in poor taste, specifically on web sites or in emails.

1996 was a big year for dancing bologna.

by Sir Nose d'Voidoffunk August 23, 2006

American Folk Dancing

Obfuscated term for pole dancing and strip clubs.

Let's go to the American Folk Dancing tonight. BoYah.

by neoliminal December 31, 2009

HARDCORE DANCING

Practicing your fighting moves at invisible enemies who seemed to be everywhere at an emo concert.

I was watching the band play but some punkass went crazy around me and did some Akuma spin kick on me.Those fucking hardcore dancers!

by Sonny D February 13, 2005

Break Dancing

Spontaneous and erratic muscle spasms.

First Person: Dude, I think that guy is having a seizure.
Second Person: No, man, he's just break dancing.

by GlueGoneWild April 6, 2005