Your crush

Me ;)

Jenna: Yo, who’s your crush
Brooke: Like I’d tell you, bish.

by Pen~Guin October 02, 2022

Crushed by defeat

When defeat catches up to you and bonks you hard in the head

He got crushed by defeat in war smh wtf are you doing

by Nediawk November 09, 2020

Mud Crushed

To get severely wasted. Usually resulting with questions the next day like "What did we do last night?" and "Why is there a coke bottle in my ass??"

Person 1: "Dude let's get mud crushed!!"
Person 2: "Idk man last time i got mud crushed i had marbles coming out of my ass for hours."

by blazeuplikeit's1970 December 07, 2010

crush-itis

When you keep falling in love with every girl you see. Serious cases can even make you like your own SISTER!!! common in boys ages 10 - 25 years old

Person 1: Oh my gosh! She's so hot. And that girl there; she's my soul mate! And her...
Person 2: Sheesh! You need to see a doctor; you've got crush-itis!!!

by Dr. Kaybien November 28, 2020

madden crush

term used to describe a person who while playing madden , enjoys using certain specific players in the game and all of the sudden think they are good in real life.. this is common with most sports titles and can happen when attributes are either OP or a person just has success with the player for a specific reason

john: hey brandon weeden is actually a pretty good qb
smith: WTH are you talking about he sucks and throws picks all day
john: no hes just got no help and besides in madden i threw 5000 yards with him so he must be good
smith:..... hes got a madden crush

by thepetikman April 05, 2014

Friend Crush

when you just really really want to be someone's friend, basically a platonic (non-romantic) crush

"I had the biggest friend crush on Sophia before we actually became friends, I would always try to sit next to her on the bus so that I could talk to her"

by yourliteratebsfxoxo October 26, 2022

small crush

when you look at someone and have a slit second attraction to them, where you could imagine dating them and everything, but it goes away

oh, who do you like
well i haven't liked anyone but i've had small crushes

by skycl0ud September 22, 2021