This day is April 24. You go tot he nearest Axel Chavez and pin him against the wall and insert your 9 inches into his tight butthole.
“Richie: hey Axel you know what day it is, I’ve been waiting for this day, It’s National Axel Chavez Butthole Day
“Axel: wait Richie we’re cousins.”
“Richie: Game is game now spread that tight hairy butthole.”
*axel crying*
by SkibiditolietRizz April 24, 2024
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Pizza Butthole

When a person 's face receives multiple rounds at close range from a rifle and the muzzle flash chars the skin and combined with the kinetic induced pepperoni facial holes, produce a perfect image of a PIZZA BUTTHOLE
Damn Rich. You mag dumped on this mother f*cker like a Brooklyn street enforcer, sheeit, his face looks a cratered ham Dawg, it be worse even bro, dat mofo bitch is stank and lookin like a pizza butthole.

Damn man. Dat Puzza hut nigga got a hold in his face. Pizza butthole
by Pizza hole August 16, 2023
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Phantom Butthole

When you lose your butthole or it falls off and you forget that you don’t have a butthole anymore and try to poop but nothing happens.
I went to take a poop and forgot I have phantom butthole.
by Fartman696969 October 28, 2021
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butthole of pain

a daily occurrence for some
Today was unusual, I didn't have butthole of pain, it was solid, smooth, and quick.
by Picka Shoe July 14, 2022
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Smoky Butthole

Where is your smoky butthole gone?
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Whistling Butthole

While having intense anal sex the male pulls out of her butthole and immediately goes down to her huge gapping ass hole and blows over it like blowing across a moonshiners jug.
My buddy was pounding his wife’s ass hole so good she begged him to give her the whistling butthole before the gapping closed.
by Tag Daddy January 24, 2024
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Butthole-rickroll

After gaining access to a partners, or lovers remote control vibrating device, push them to a point of extreme arousal, then sync the vibrations to Rick Astleys never gonna give you up. Bonus points for pushing them over the edge at the crescendo of the song.
My girlfriend got me good for April fools, she butthole-rickrolled me. I feel like I need a shower now.
by Aesclipus 20 February 21, 2021
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