Bedtime Brownie Bandit

A person who sneaks into another persons home at night and shit on them while they are sleep.

Did you hear? Peoples houses have been broken into by the "Bedtime Brownie bandit" They've been waking up with shit on them!

"bedtime Brownie Bandit??" who the fuck is that???

by Barking Biscuits December 16, 2025

Brownies

The cake we bake inside of our asses

Danm it smells like someone is baking brownies.

by lady gaga cocka cocka chaka ch December 30, 2020

kato brownie

When a Chinese guy is balls deep in a black girls ass!

Bruce Lee told me he was making Kato brownies with your wife last night when you were your basketball game. Now that I think of it your youngest son looks like a kato brownie!

by Lamb Fries May 11, 2018

Brownie

Where a girl sharts on a guys dick and gives him a blow job after, without cleaning it off. Usually done with anal.

Guy 1: Bro, I'd love it if that girl would give me a brownie!
Guy 2: I mean if you're into that kind of shit.. go ahead?

by CRACKDADDY_2000 October 30, 2019

Brownie

Another expression for anal sex

Let's have a brownie, dear!

by Menandros April 30, 2018

bum brownie

Feces.

My mom’s dog eats its own bum brownies.

by Catwoman999 November 11, 2017

Brownie Morninghug

When two intimate partners start their days with some fun loving. One will deficate on the stomach of their significant other and the two will proceed to tightly snuggle for at least a few minutes.

In some circumstances the pair may also spoon with the poop being on the back of the teaspoon or stomach of the tablespoon.

Lisa and Graham started their Valentine's weekend with a warm Brownie Morninghug.

by Perky NippyCake December 3, 2017