Today is the day ladies! ATTENTION all young men & old men today you MUST let your Girlfriend beat YOUR ass !! NO hitting , fighting , breaking up , silent treatment , or shooting !
Girl : who is that ?
Him : bae idk what you talking about !
* girl thinks and remember that today is “national beat your boyfriend ass day *
Girl : that’s alright ima beat yo ass
* gf attacks bf *
Him : bae idk what you talking about !
* girl thinks and remember that today is “national beat your boyfriend ass day *
Girl : that’s alright ima beat yo ass
* gf attacks bf *
by sillywillydillypilly April 18, 2019
Get the national beat your boyfriend ass day mug."Hey what's Liz doing tonight?"
"She's going out to that new bar with her 'Pseudo Boyfriend' and wants to meet up with us later"
"She's going out to that new bar with her 'Pseudo Boyfriend' and wants to meet up with us later"
by RHKP August 13, 2008
Get the Pseudo Boyfriend mug.Expressing love interest to another man continuously(ex. love letters, sex texting, fake dates) without actually touching at all. this does NOT include a friendship between a male and a female where they talk about their feelings about things excluding each other.
Sally: George never talks about how he feels about us, so I found this guy Hank who tells me how much he loves me all the time.
Rita: Oh, so he's your emotional boyfriend!
Rita: Oh, so he's your emotional boyfriend!
by naughtyhottie372 July 2, 2009
Get the emotional boyfriend mug.a boy that a girl continuously flirts with just to have a date to homecoming. she will most likely dump after the dance. he may or may not know he is going to be dumped.
Josh: hey man i finally landed Stacy as a date to hoco!
Jacob: Dude you do realize youre her homecoming boyfriend right? she is totally dumping you after the dance!
Jacob: Dude you do realize youre her homecoming boyfriend right? she is totally dumping you after the dance!
by jeaniejaniejonie October 16, 2013
Get the homecoming boyfriend mug.A boyfriend who doesn’t understand when he is unintentionally not answering his girlfriend and cannot tell when he is being dumb. They can’t tell when their girlfriend is upset and makes it worse by doing nothing.
by Hi Trey June 30, 2018
Get the oblivious boyfriend mug.by Imnotahoe butyomamais December 7, 2019
Get the Meme boyfriend mug.when two people are obviously dating or into eachother but when asked they say that they are just friends
they are constantly flirting with eachother much like a flirtationship
usually the girl/boy in the type of relationship will refer to him as their almost boyfriend
these relationships are really annoying to watch because they are perfect for eachother but they are to scared to tell eachother how they feel.
everyone ships them though.
they are constantly flirting with eachother much like a flirtationship
usually the girl/boy in the type of relationship will refer to him as their almost boyfriend
these relationships are really annoying to watch because they are perfect for eachother but they are to scared to tell eachother how they feel.
everyone ships them though.
jet: " wow David and Grace make such a great couple! they are perfect for eachother"
oliver: " they say their just friends but they act like a couple . I ship them so much it's killing me "
autumn: " I talked to Grace earlier she says he's her almost boyfriend because she's not sure if he likes her yet even though it seems like he does. "
oliver: " they say their just friends but they act like a couple . I ship them so much it's killing me "
autumn: " I talked to Grace earlier she says he's her almost boyfriend because she's not sure if he likes her yet even though it seems like he does. "
by flirtyship January 7, 2020
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