Skip to main content

Blowing up the Balloon

When someone buzzes on a brass mouthpiece in someone's asshole.
Dude! Some of those brass players are into some weird stuff, sometimes they'll even enjoy blowing up the balloon!
by Horn-player April 27, 2017
mugGet the Blowing up the Balloon mug.

whale blowing

Verb. The act of inserting a funnel into the rectum, and having one's partner scream into said funnel. The vibrations from the scream will stimulate the ass, and prostate.
"My girlfriend sounds like golem today after whale blowing me for two hours last night"
by Orbitalproject September 22, 2013
mugGet the whale blowing mug.
Related Words

cow blowing

The act of forcefully blowing air into ones vagina potentially causing damage and in some cases fatalities
Damn stop cow blowing, that shit hurts
by butt_Plugger July 10, 2015
mugGet the cow blowing mug.

Blowing Chunks

when a guy is making out with a girl and he pukes in her mouth. then the girl gives the guy a blow job
dude my girlfriend was blowing chunks last night and it felt soooo good!
by sji9274 January 27, 2010
mugGet the Blowing Chunks mug.

Blowing Tree

Performing fellatio
Dude, I spent too much time blowing tree; my throat is so sore!
by George Eliot January 22, 2009
mugGet the Blowing Tree mug.

Cellar Boxing

When you open a short position on a company and make the company hemorrhage from within with a consulting group and short the stock to oblivion plus set the value of the asset down with high frequency trading and dark pool abuse.

You never close the position to save money on taxes and label it Securties not yet purchased and hope nobody catches on.
If a hedgefund or say, market maker, is looking to make serious returns. They would resort to creating a narrative to not be UNCERTAIN in their position.

The grift.
1. Open a short position on a publicly traded company.
2. Insert your parasites from say a sort of Consulting Group, Boston is a good place to look.
3. Have your parasites harvest the host company and make it hemorrhage from within.
4. Watch as the financials turn to ruin quarter over quarter and your short position grow larger and larger over time.
5. Never close out your short in say, Sears or Blockbuster, after using this very strategy to save money in taxes as you Cellar boxing the company with high frequency trading algorithms and dark pool order routing.
6. Use your short position that you never closed as collateral to continue the scheme rolling onto other companies. (SECURITIES NOT YET PURCHASED) lol
7. Hope to high heaven no activists investors get pissed off with the obvious grift and lack of enforcement since you buy off regulating bodies, or overshadow them.
8. Pay media and talking heads to push your narrative and grift gaslighting the populous and claiming conspiracy if anyone dares protest your seat at the helm.
9. Age like a gallon of Mayo in the hot sun due to stress and... Buy one more day until eventually...
10. Whoops 🦧
by theblackadder March 2, 2023
mugGet the Cellar Boxing mug.

boxing

A sport for people who are incapable of fighting while wearing skates (see hockey)
Any hockey player could kick that boxer's ass
by FatElvis May 17, 2004
mugGet the boxing mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email