Similar to Trench feet, Trench Ass is a medical condition that is brought about by an excessive and long-term build up of moisture or faecal matter between a person's ass cheeks. Usually as a result of improper hygiene.
Common symptoms include: foul smelling cheeks, Bum Cheese, a lot of ass sweat or other liquids that may seep through clothing and onto chairs
Common symptoms include: foul smelling cheeks, Bum Cheese, a lot of ass sweat or other liquids that may seep through clothing and onto chairs
John - "Good lord, what on Earth is that smell?!"
Bill - "Oh, that's just Gav. He got diagnosed with Trench Ass last week."
Bill - "Oh, that's just Gav. He got diagnosed with Trench Ass last week."
by Your_Name_Goes_Here February 16, 2019
Get the Trench Assmug. Pronounced Ahhhh-sss-Bisto. The gravy like substance fired down the cold ceramic of a toilet. Usually credited to a dodgy curry, it often leaves ringsting to the unlucky recipient and whilst in full flow will echo the sounds of a machine gun being fired into a pond.
This is one gravy train nobody wants a ticket to ride and will arrive without any schedule.
This is one gravy train nobody wants a ticket to ride and will arrive without any schedule.
Ohhhh lord of mercy that curry has given me Ass-Bisto, I'd give it 5 before you attack that bathroom
by Gooch_goblin November 26, 2018
Get the Ass-Bistomug. by Dodongo56 March 18, 2010
Get the Bull Assmug. by Mike C July 1, 2003
Get the ass talkermug. by Nachoz1415 April 20, 2018
Get the That's yo assmug. by OverMyLivingBody November 25, 2014
Get the lazy assmug. by PunkPrincess December 9, 2004
Get the weird-assmug.