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Alex

This is a person that dosen't know how to read or write, he says he dosen't have money but he buys pizza or candies everytime.
Alex is very bad at English.
by 1jsj2i May 25, 2019
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Alex

A sweaty ark player that has wasted over 1 year of his life on the game Ark bullies his brother Thomas and sucks at PC games.
by JarJarbinks696969 June 12, 2019
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Alex

A disease that drives people insane. The person suffering Alex are known to lose their neurons and gain noueurons making them overreacting to bad jokes and make them feel an uncontrollable desire to make unfunny and dark-jokes over any situation.

Another sign of this disease is the multiple personalities that the infected person might have.

Alex is incurable and people infected with this might suffer uncontrollable laughter at bad jokes and multiple personalities
- Person dies
- Why is he laughing?
- He's suffering of Alex.

- Have you heard about Person? He got diagnosed with Alex.

- Alex got inside Person
by definitely_not_alex_i_swear November 27, 2019
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Alex

A very reliable friend who is a GOD at cello and fellow member of Bach Bach Chickens. She always supports you when need emotional support. She is intelligent, athletic, and super talented. You can also scream and obsess over fictional characters with her. She enjoys sending online quizzes about random things in the middle of the night. She's got it all. Everybody needs them an Alex.
Person 1: Alex is so cool; I wish I could play cello like her
Person 2: IKR, she just gives off so many Alex vibes
by blugoat February 9, 2020
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Alex

only and Alex would say that.
by Fishing God May 20, 2019
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Alex

I saw Alex eating out of the toilet bowl last night.
by TheLynchMob906 July 6, 2020
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Alex

A full fuck boy with a micropenis (confirmed). He reeks of rapey vibes and also cheats on his girlfriend and then lies about it. He is actually garbage, but has a really nice body so I guess he has that going for him. Get's turned on by girls being rude to the waiters/waitress.
Alex, what's your turn on?
Alex: I like when girl's are bitches.
by keighd March 8, 2018
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