Jeremy reminds me of expired whole milk
by destroyer of the destroyer November 28, 2021
Get the Jeremy mug.by Jamesiskindasus November 29, 2021
Get the Jeremy mug.Jeremy is a nice guy, he’s funny, cute, sweet and will do anything for the girl he loves. He’ll try to hide that he loves you but it’ll be obvious. He’s not too athletic and is pretty shy around new people. When he’s with his friends however, he wants to be the center of attention! He’s pretty good looking and like to hug. He has nice eyes and good hair. In bed he likes to cuddle. If you have a Jeremy, hold him and never let him go. I’m a jeremy myself.
Person 1 Hey your boyfriend is jeremy?
Person 2 Yea why?
Person 1 he’s lame
Person 2 watch your back bitch
*five days later* *on the news it talks about a person named person 1 who was stabbed to death* *person 2 smirks as she snuggles with jeremy*
Person 2 Yea why?
Person 1 he’s lame
Person 2 watch your back bitch
*five days later* *on the news it talks about a person named person 1 who was stabbed to death* *person 2 smirks as she snuggles with jeremy*
by Jeremy ;) November 29, 2021
Get the Jeremy mug.Jeremy is the dumbest kid in the friend group, doesn't have a life and should technically be called a panda because he's so fucking FAT. (Fun fact: Panda's spend 16 hours of their daily lives eating) Also not unlike a panda, all the dumb fuck does is eat grass the vegetarian shit.
by ShutUpJeremyYouDumbVegan December 2, 2021
Get the Jeremy mug.When you get so shit faced that you pass out, and someone puts a shirt with pictures of Jez on them on you, like a blanket. They also shit in your mouth.
by partyboy123 December 3, 2021
Get the Jeremy Blanket mug.feberuary 9th is the day you get to freely attack anybody named jeremy. we hate you, people named jeremy!
by shrimpgod413 February 9, 2024
Get the february 9th (attack jeremy day) mug.A species in the “Low-Intellect Films” series on the YouTube channel “Wutguycreations”, Jeremy Juniors are a species created to serve the evil entity “Jeremy Robinson,” who committed the two worst crimes in existence: killing children and drinking water. The facial expressions of Jeremy Juniors are extremely exaggerated and cartoonish, with their eyes and mouths growing and bending in ways that would be physically impossible for a human. Jeremy Juniors speak a variant of English called Jeremish, which is English but entirely sung. One Jeremy Junior, JJ+, ended up betraying Jeremy Robinson and joining the protagonists, which include characters such as Dwayne Johnson (not to be confused with the real actor), The Insider, and Roxanne Wolf (Not to be confused with the character from “Five Nights at Freddy’s: Security Breach”).
“Oh no! It’s a group of Jeremy Juniors!”
(Speaking Jeremish) “Hello it is me I am a Jeremy Junior.”
“Jeremy Juniors killed my entire family”
(Speaking Jeremish) “Hello it is me I am a Jeremy Junior.”
“Jeremy Juniors killed my entire family”
by Conze March 13, 2024
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