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Unicorn Crush

When you have a crush on someone that you know you have zero chance with, like your hot teacher, or a celebrity, or your best friend’s mom. It’s called a Unicorn crush because, like unicorns, it’s not real, but it’s something everyone knows about and understands.
Oh my gosh, I have a huge crush on our new teacher.”
“It’s just a unicorn crush, calm down.”
by Got.Any.Grapes? April 2, 2022
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Service Crush

When the object of your crush is a member of the service industry with whom your only relationship is one in which they serve you.
Dude, can we go to that bar night? My service crush works tonight and I've made good inroads. She now knows my name and drink.
by dj-choice December 11, 2009
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committed crush

When you can't experience romantic feelings for another because your mind is occupied by your crush.
"So, what so you think of Carlos?"
"I'm done with Carlos. Im in a committed crush with Avery now"
by 3mane October 12, 2017
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Scott crush

1. Having an intense crush on someone completely out of your league for an extended period of time.

2. Being unnecessarily mentally attached to a person with the hope that one day they will speak to you and notice what a catch you really are.
"OMG I have the worst Scott crush on my lab partner!"
"Oh you're screwed hon."
by anonvirgo247 July 2, 2016
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The Rush Crush

Cheap rich bastards who cut corners and get people killed
Make sure you do all your safety system checks, you don't want to get caught up in The Rush Crush because you half assed it.
by WRabbit42 June 24, 2023
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crush nesting

When you find yourself spending the majority of your time in the place where you most often spend time with the person you like, it may also be the place where you last spent time with them, or the place where they typically spend most of their own time (with or without you).
Actually an animal-esque instinct, where an individual will come to expect their infatuation to show up there, often at a particular time, and so will hang around there without really thinking much of it.

For people, when that person shows up, a variety of things may occur that may not exceed anything beyond flirting.

In animals, crush nests are places for sharing food (mostly if they're carniverous), mating rituals, or mating itself. Animals who become mates often make their homes near their crush nest.
1. A wife waiting for her husband in the living room on his favourite chair, knowing that he will eventually come to sit on it.

2. A male fox in heat recalling a place where he'd earlier seen a vixen. He will head to that place, calling out for the vixen, and that place of "meeting" will be their crush nesting area and future home.
by Freez-E June 30, 2009
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Crushing the Dirt

When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.
Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.
by Prof Xander August 5, 2017
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