Vegan

mean u have small pp

You: mother i have feelings that i have become a so called vegan.

Mother: u have contracted smoll pp

by epicgamerlolsigurd November 21, 2021

vegan brownies

there just pot brownies

me: id like some vegan brownies
drug dealer : ok ill hook ya up

by epictacoz December 28, 2018

Gay Vegan

Someone with a savagely groomed beard, slicked hair and a cool dress sense that screams hipster

Guy 1: Is your mate a Gay Vegan?

Guy 2: "Yea he is super cool wicked sick!"

by Typh00n May 28, 2017

That Vegan Teacher

An old lady who follows Veganism and will commit homocide to anyone who is not vegan.
If you are not vegan, you have three seconds to fly to mars or else you are dead

Oh no, it’s That Vegan Teacher! Everybody run for your lives!

by Just_a_Guy624 April 26, 2023

Vegan

A person with no name or identity. They announce themselves as their diet(although nobody cares), they are their diet, they live their diet, they breath their diet, their diet is all they are and nothing more. They hate anyone who doesn’t use their diet, and throw a fit any time they see normal things like people eating and minding their own business.

Person asks “what is your name?” Vegan responds “ I’m vegan” conversation ends.

by Petdragon May 12, 2022

Better vegan

The better vegan diet is a diet very similar to the vegan diet, but you can eat honey. That's the only difference. The only person to ever do this diet is Dr. Mike

Human being: what diet are you on?
Other human being: I'm on the better vegan diet.

by XnoobSpeakable April 26, 2022

Vegan Police

A elite task force for the people who went to Vegan Academy and who were granted the special power of veganism. This is from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

“FREEZE! VEGAN POLICE!”

by NrmlSwitch March 7, 2024