Vegan

mean u have small pp

You: mother i have feelings that i have become a so called vegan.

Mother: u have contracted smoll pp

by epicgamerlolsigurd November 21, 2021

Eat A Vegan Day

Every other 19th of the month, you have the right to eat a vegan; They can’t defend themselves.

-GORGE! It’s eat a vegan day

-Fuck yeah!

by Fëlít June 26, 2022

vegan brownies

there just pot brownies

me: id like some vegan brownies
drug dealer : ok ill hook ya up

by epictacoz December 28, 2018

Vegan

All you need to know vegan=gay

Eww your vegan?

by Anonimousboeh October 10, 2020

Vegan Pancake

A style of hanging lifeless breast tissue often on display at ancient hippy gatherings. Also seen in certain tribal women.

Hey Zajonce - look at that chicks vegan pancakes!

Z: I'd rather not - they are hanging like week old balloons.

by Dr DF September 2, 2017

Vegan Spitroast

A Spitroast performed by two women wearing strap-ons. A meatless spitroast.

James so blackout drunk with his lesbian roommate, and her girlfriend, that they ended up Vegan Spitroasting him.

by Meatless Virgin May 12, 2021

Ex-vegan

A person who chooses not to be vegan anymore and decides to add animal products back into their diet. Many vegans quit veganism due to health problems or for other reasons which means the diet isn’t clearly working for them. Some ex-vegans have said they feel much better after going to back to eating animal products. Not everyone is able to thrive on a vegan diet. These people tend to get hate comments just because they want to add animal products back into their diet. Luckily, there’s also supportive vegans out there who actually respect ex-vegans who choose not to be vegan anymore.

Ex-vegan: I have decided to not be vegan anymore which means I have added animal products back into my diet.

by its mum not mom u american shi August 16, 2020