A male reproductive organ that looks like a dick with a vagina at the end of it. While very rarely do people contract the "vaginal dick" naturally, sometimes it is necessary for medical situations when the person needs to have really kinky sex stories to convince his/her doctor to cure his/her std's because their poor as fuck and can't hold down a job at McDonald's because they don't serve crab.
Doctor: "I'm sorry George! You're just too broke-ass to pay for this aids removal surgery!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"
by SidedVirus Verbage July 06, 2018
by treeotisfinch73 June 24, 2016
A vaginal technician is the proper name for a male pornstar or anyone who is fluent in the art of the vagina
by albinoswag September 03, 2016
A person, typically a cisgender woman, who believes that trans women should be pushed out of their own (women's) spaces.
by Exdetransitioner2 February 01, 2024
by Lorien King May 14, 2011
Vaginal chainsaw massacre is when you wrap tin foil around your dick and proceed to have vaginal sex.
by Maikelele March 21, 2019
Forcing a pregnant lady to put her baby back in her pussy after giving birth resulting in the death of the child and the mother.
After see the autism in my son's eyes, we decided to choose the vaginal return option to end our suffering.
by PPhil24 August 06, 2020