On Vaginal Support

A broad term describing a condition wherein a female calls in sick to work the day after a night of strenuously exhausting wild sex (often with multiple partners of varied sexual orientation).

Dude1: I noticed that hot bisexual chick Vicky called in sick today.
Dude2: Yeah I heard she's on vaginal support after attending that LGBT coming-out party.
Dude1: !?

by To M Paine October 27, 2009

Vagine Wine

Not to be confused with Wine Vagine, Vagine Wine is actually quite the opposite. Vagine Wine is the liquid gold that cums out of your girl that is as precious as a 1992 Screaming Eagle Cabernet Sauvignon. If you get to the point where the Vagine Wine is flowing, keep doing it.

"You guys use lube? All I gotta do is look at my girl and her Vagine Wine has her all lubed up."

by MasonWhitlam April 29, 2024

Vaginalize

Definition: to make into a pussy.

Ex 1. That kid was only vaginalizing himself, he hasn't really followed through.

Ex 2. He is bluffing and will only just vaginalize himself later.

by zeta c November 28, 2015

vaginal weave

An activity involving the manipulation and placement of two or more womens labia (may be the outer and/or inner) of their vaginas together, one atop of the other weaving them together. Similar to the male version of DOCKING.

From the vaginal weave position, the two girls could literally french braid their pubic hair together.

by TheBlueScout January 25, 2017

vaginal origami

Folding paper or food items into the shape of a vagina

That cream dripping from that burrito wrap is a fine example of vaginal origami

by Vagina designer August 11, 2022

vaginal surprise

A spontaneous abortion while having coitus with your pregnant girlfriend.

"We can always try again babe, this was just a vaginal surprise."

by SharkTale4D August 22, 2016

Vaginal chainsaw massacre

Vaginal chainsaw massacre is when you wrap tin foil around your dick and proceed to have vaginal sex.

"I gave Sara a vaginal chainsaw massacre last night"

by Maikelele March 21, 2019