Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.

“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”

by GoodinBed November 12, 2024

ONE WAY TRAFFIC

ONE WAY TRAFFIC , CANT FIND THE OTHER END TO GO RIGHT WAY, DOWN ONE WAY!

Fuck this shit, if I drive in reverse I'm going the right way down one way traffic! Noone will know!...everybody knew and called others to let them know I was coming!

by Love, Diana.M December 4, 2024

Caught in traffic

To be shot at, or shot, at a red light or while driving.

I never wanna get caught in traffic the way 2pac did.

Denzel Washington got caught in traffic at the end of Training Day

by SlowPourPils January 25, 2025

Salt water taffy

The salt water taffy; When you take one ball and one ball only from your nut sack, and roll up on both sides (so it looks like a salt water taffy wrapper). Take a picture and send it to your boys.

Yo dude wtf Jaden just hit me with a salt water taffy!

by Retardation foundation October 13, 2025

Child sex trafficking

These are from the "county" Police department

Although the police department releases these public service announcements and the public is assured of an on going investigation. However, this child sex trafficking ring has been operating for years.

Child sexual abuse and human trafficking (victum services 8776) youtubecom (durham regional police)

CTV interview with VSDR Karly church on human trafficking in Durham region youtube.com

Trafficking of children; the crisis in Durham Region (victum services Durham region) youtube.com

Online child exploitation hasn't slowed during COVID (victum services Durham region)

Mor thank 90 people arrested in human trafficking investigation in Ontario (CTV News) youtube.com

Durham innovative human trafficking support service model (victum services Durham region) youtube.com

See also; OW hookup, OW rollback & clawback, restitution mafia

Durham Regions child sex trafficking ring has been operating for decades.

by Modern Women January 5, 2026

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025