Stanley Steamer

Very similar to a Cleveland steamer and a Cincinnati steamer, the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person. Though a Cleveland steamer includes the face, the Cincinnati steamer includes the body, but the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person's feet, then mixing the feces in your Stanley cup, using the toes of the person to mix them in.

I hit up this softdom mommy to have a fun time with, she told me she was dieting with fiber, oh man i hope she gives me a Stanley steamer!

by funxey_pls April 19, 2025

Cincinnati Steamer

Cincinnati Steamer

noun

An upgraded version of the Cleveland Steamer, wherein the act is performed on a pile of spaghetti—ideally topped with shredded cheddar—to honor Cincinnati’s sacred chili traditions.

“She said she was into Midwestern kinks, so I gave her the full Cincinnati Steamer—Skyline style.”

by r00gz April 3, 2025

Sea Steamer

Taking a poop in the ocean.

Dude, I just couldn't hold it anymore, that shellfish just hit me, I got to run to the ocean to take a Sea Steamer.

by Mikeyrides June 5, 2014

Coney Island steamer

Where a guy defecates on a hotdog and pleasures a girl with it.

Chad: I gave my girl a Coney Island steamer last night

Mike: Seek Christ

by Gameboss49 November 25, 2024

taco steamer

when you perform a steaming carl in the midst of the stomach flu...

Man, she wanted the steaming carl but when it came out, yup, taco steamer, all liquid.

by Gnarkill69 December 12, 2013

Apple Valley Steamer

Where you wake up the next morning, and your significant other forgot to wipe the night before your anal tickling with your bald head.

"Dude, why does it look like a poop emoji on your head?"
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."

by griz93 December 25, 2019

Seattle Steamer

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, except you have to smear cream cheese all over her chest first.

She asked me for a Seattle Steamer, but I'm lactose intolerant.

by SilentBen999 September 16, 2024