Real Music

Real Music is a term used by people who prefer certain types of music, music that is most commonly not defined as Real Music to them is game music and music without lyrics.
Real Music is all music, from Rap to Hip Hop to Instrumental to Game Music.

"Why do you listen to that garbage, that isn't real music!"

"How about you learn what an opinion is, then you can come back to me."

by BlueEngland September 19, 2020

A Real Jody

A person, or group of persons who is very negative.

Your being a Real Jody right now.

by Travisty1986 May 23, 2021

The Grift is Real

The beautiful pureness of extracting as much money as possible from otherwise delusional cult-like followers on the basis of completely false premise and intentional deception.

Of course a charismatic and criminal NY Real Estate turned Reality Show host could create a massively powerful, revenue generating political corruption machine. Welcome to the evolution of groupthink, mind-fuck, ‘I want to believe’ divisive human behavior manipulation: The Grift is Real.

by YAWA September 9, 2023

insta-real

when something gets instantly real; an awakening

He called me a bitch and shit got insta-real girl! Ya heard?

by MissMadee June 15, 2011

real spiel

real shit or no bull shit just a new way to agree on something

(friend 1): them gdk niggas (friend 2) : real spiel them niggas pussy

by ilovemymannnn September 24, 2023

Ronchy Real

The shit, most crunchy, munchy, awesomest thing ever!

Man, that shit was so ronchy real, man, so ronchy real.

by Guy With The Eyes December 13, 2008

the real teabag

After you have left your girlfriend with a gaping asshole you pee into it and then put a teabag in to make a brew. You then proceed to dip your balls in this concoction, in essence teabagging them, and then suck the mixture out and split it between you both by spitting some of the mixture into her mouth and both swallowing

“Hey bro did you have a nice time with Jessica last night?”
“Yea bro i teabagged her”
“Teabagged? You mean that dumb gaming shit?”
“No but we did the real teabag, not that gaming shit”
“Ahhh I get you she’s a lucky girl”

by H0GG1N8OR January 28, 2020