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cream of mushroom soup

When your partner lays upside down and you shoot your load into their nostrils, making a nice creamy batch of a sticky white-sauced-soup in their nose
I can’t wait to make her a bowl of cream of mushroom soup
by teddykreuger October 21, 2025
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Space Mushroom

A Mushroom in space that gets you ULTRA HIGH!!!!
oohhhh space mushrooms :D
by god is a bidoof July 27, 2016
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mushroom <3

The prettiest person in the world with lovely dimples who I love the most in the whole world <333
by Bub♡ November 3, 2021
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Mushroom

Mushroom is an amazing nickname for your friend with a bob that curls in and is normally really nice they love drama and swear but in a very funny way 😂
Omg mushroom your amazing
by Spy_rabbit19 February 5, 2020
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mushroom wacker

when a man takes his penis and hits a woman upside the face with it.
If hes bein a bitch, use your mushroom wacker!!
by kackackackac December 13, 2009
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I’m a mushroom

Someone who is in the dark about plans. Because, mushrooms grow in the dark
I’m a mushroom, Gary said as he shrugged his shoulders
by SeanMykonos April 1, 2023
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Cream of mushroom

*hits head*
Oh cream of mushroom that hurt
by Finger food November 12, 2020
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