double-handshake clasp

Refers to where ya grasp da "inside" hands of a couple in your hands, so dat your left and right hands are fully fitted into their corresponding hands, rather than just employing either classic holding-hands clasps or finger-interlacings with their "outside" hands, which would allow them to still hold hands wif each other while they're giving your hands some warm lovies wif their own.

Employing da double-handshake clasp can indeed be delightfully soh-shuh-buhl for all concerned; just be careful dat you don't hold those two hands for so long a time dat you start engaging in inside-hands hogging. If you wanna hold hands wif them for extended periods, smilingly fit their inside hands back into a classic hands-holding clasp after maybe half a minute of holding them yourself, and then take their free outside hands to hold instead.

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

Guatemalan Handshake

A handjob in which Latin American/Mexican dressings/condiments are used as lube. I.E. salsa, guacamole, sour cream, hot sauce (if you're kinky) etc.

I was with this totally hot puerto rican chick last night.

Dude, did you bang her!?!

Nah, but she did give me a Guatemalan handshake.

by Dr. Raylove November 7, 2011

Chicago Handshake

This is a slang term referring to a handjob.

Paying to get yourself jerked off by another man

"Johnny boy went and got himself a Chicago Handshake down at Robert's. I'm surprised they have em for only 10 dollars"

by Chris Da anonymous May 20, 2024

Democratic Handshake

When one male satisfies another male in the form of a hand release, typically free of charge.

Hey little Johnny, thanks for coming out to support me tonight. Would love to give you a Democratic Handshake to show my appreication.

by Schwanz Master February 11, 2024

Plumber's Handshake

An extremely disappointing handjob with extremely rough skin.

That girl was up for anything, but then she went for it and it ended up being a plumber's handshake

by Kakistos153 April 24, 2019

Uod handshake

A handshake made by 2 friends that is a worm turning into a butterfly.

"Hey, let's do the uod handshake!"

by DancingDaffodilf May 2, 2024

ham handshake

when two girls slap they titties together

u see those girls goin in on that ham handshake

by coolguydantheman January 4, 2017