Similar to Trench feet, Trench Ass is a medical condition that is brought about by an excessive and long-term build up of moisture or faecal matter between a person's ass cheeks. Usually as a result of improper hygiene.
Common symptoms include: foul smelling cheeks, Bum Cheese, a lot of ass sweat or other liquids that may seep through clothing and onto chairs
Common symptoms include: foul smelling cheeks, Bum Cheese, a lot of ass sweat or other liquids that may seep through clothing and onto chairs
John - "Good lord, what on Earth is that smell?!"
Bill - "Oh, that's just Gav. He got diagnosed with Trench Ass last week."
Bill - "Oh, that's just Gav. He got diagnosed with Trench Ass last week."
by Your_Name_Goes_Here February 16, 2019
Get the Trench Assmug. by Mike C July 1, 2003
Get the ass talkermug. by Dodongo56 March 18, 2010
Get the Bull Assmug. Pronounced Ahhhh-sss-Bisto. The gravy like substance fired down the cold ceramic of a toilet. Usually credited to a dodgy curry, it often leaves ringsting to the unlucky recipient and whilst in full flow will echo the sounds of a machine gun being fired into a pond.
This is one gravy train nobody wants a ticket to ride and will arrive without any schedule.
This is one gravy train nobody wants a ticket to ride and will arrive without any schedule.
Ohhhh lord of mercy that curry has given me Ass-Bisto, I'd give it 5 before you attack that bathroom
by Gooch_goblin November 26, 2018
Get the Ass-Bistomug. by Nachoz1415 April 20, 2018
Get the That's yo assmug. by OverMyLivingBody November 25, 2014
Get the lazy assmug. 