seed-planter

a shone who leaves something behind in your bed so a. she has a reason to see you again, or b. to piss off another girl that sleeps ova another night

ait so a shone spends the night, takes off her earrings or some piece of jewelry and leaves them somewhere (ie: in the sheets/bedside table. the next night your other girl comes ova and finds the jewelry and is like wtf? the seed-planter being the first girl that fucked you ova.

by crazy t February 20, 2009

seedy kook

someone who is filthy and a wannabe surfer.
annoying seedy person.

Girl: ahh your so gay
girl2: fcuk you you seedy kook.

by llaaauuuraaa October 17, 2008

Sneaded

Getting Sneaded is getting fucked, screwed, or shat upon in any given situation. The person getting Sneaded is on the unfortunate end of the situation and complains like a whiny bitch until a) whomever did the fucking or screwing gives in, apologizes and undoes the fucking or screwing or b) is ignored and talked about relentlessly behind their back about being a whiny self righteous pain in the ass.

Ben was standing in line to buy lottery tickets when some asshat Sneaded him. Said asshat went on to win the lottery that night and Ben Sneaded for weeks about getting Sneaded by the guy that jumped him in line for lottery tickets until everyone was tire of hearing his shit.

by El Camacho Cummacho December 16, 2009

Snead

Used to express mild displeasure at something or someone.

1: haha pwned!
2: oh snead you.

by tehdeeb February 1, 2010

sned

group in nine

nine pairs x.x 9x9 many times more like ex2 9x9*2 sned

by theword.plor June 2, 2010

seed skimmer

Similar to bukkake, except the group of men jack off into a bowl of water. The last person to cum then takes a straw and skims the surface of the water in the bowl, swallowing any blobs of cum that float near the surface.

Are you okay? You look sick.
I was a seed skimmer last night.

Hey, invite your friend over who has erectile disfunction to the seed skimming party tonight.
That's just mean.
Yeah but at least I know I won't be a seed skimmer!

by HNBILH April 7, 2011

seed sick

When you feel naseaus or throw up after swallowing semen after giving head.

Janet got seed sick because John's cum tasted like dirt.

by lindleyharrell August 23, 2011