Smash on the gas
To go all out with wild, abandon or no reservation. When I go out on the weekend I smash on the gas.
to have a right good SHIT.
by mr pimpernell October 27, 2013
A song made by Tobuscus in 2006 that he deleted (unknown why) it's on YouTube still because someone re uploaded it. He said in a vlog that it was a new song he was working on.
I'm so very strong
I'm a very strong man
My work out consists
Of crushing nails with my hand
I must have been conceived
By some kind of a boulder
Like a rock from Stone Henge
Leaned up on the shoulder
Of the rock next to it
And one thing lead to the next
So basically I'm the product
Of two rocks having sex
It's the only explanation
For my formidable pecks
I can crush a brick between them
All I gotta do is flex
I'm built like a robot
Out of rise of the machines
But why? I don't know
The secret lies in my genes
To help me concentrate
I crush a can on my face
And decide the time has come
For me to finally trace
The branches of my family tree
To its trunk in the past
And at last explain
This sweet, stone-chiselled ass
I surfed the net to find the
Most efficient family tracker
It racks up my relatives
Lumberjacks and linebackers
I go back generations
And hold my breath in suspense
When I see my origin
It all begins to make sense
I finally understand
These genes I'm carrying
Apparently I descended from Bonar
The Barbarian
"Bonar smash!"
He would allegedly say
Before he headbutted
Everything that got in his way
(NOT ENTIRE SONG)
I'm a very strong man
My work out consists
Of crushing nails with my hand
I must have been conceived
By some kind of a boulder
Like a rock from Stone Henge
Leaned up on the shoulder
Of the rock next to it
And one thing lead to the next
So basically I'm the product
Of two rocks having sex
It's the only explanation
For my formidable pecks
I can crush a brick between them
All I gotta do is flex
I'm built like a robot
Out of rise of the machines
But why? I don't know
The secret lies in my genes
To help me concentrate
I crush a can on my face
And decide the time has come
For me to finally trace
The branches of my family tree
To its trunk in the past
And at last explain
This sweet, stone-chiselled ass
I surfed the net to find the
Most efficient family tracker
It racks up my relatives
Lumberjacks and linebackers
I go back generations
And hold my breath in suspense
When I see my origin
It all begins to make sense
I finally understand
These genes I'm carrying
Apparently I descended from Bonar
The Barbarian
"Bonar smash!"
He would allegedly say
Before he headbutted
Everything that got in his way
(NOT ENTIRE SONG)
by Audience member June 09, 2013
When Valentine’s Day falls on Ash Wednesday and you have to have sex with ashes still on your forehead.
“Hey brah, it’s Smash Wednesday. Don’t forget to get your forehead dabbed before you pipe your girl.”
by Rusty Tyrone February 14, 2018
One of the best ways to hug someone. Similar to a glomp. Generally, you run to someone and hug them. Some people may yell 'smash attack.'
by Sarah☼ September 27, 2009
L: " i went to the store yesterday and an old man named ely gave me $1000! "
K: "smash lies!"
L: " No! im serious!"
K: "smash lies!"
L: " No! im serious!"
by gertrude jewelover January 17, 2010
by WildNSFW45 August 22, 2017