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Keep me smart

Keep giving me head 😩😩
Something weird people say to their friends on their birthday
Happy birthday Manoli ! Keep me smart 😉😉
by ManoliIsGod August 14, 2021
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smart

Not to be confused with being academically "smart", this slang term refers to when a child has successfully figured out the behavioral requirements to get more screen time from parents, which may not necessarily be uniform from one pair of parents to next. For example, a toddler with an IQ of "only" 78 is already allowed by his parents to be on the iPad for hours on end. Whereas, a 20-year old college student is "only" allowed to watch YouTube for 1~2 hours per day just because he cannot afford moving out from parents' house yet.
That kid is so smart—he knows exactly how to act to get unlimited iPad time, while I'm stuck with just a couple of hours of YouTube each day!
by Emotional Cruiser December 2, 2025
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Smart fella/Fart smella

When someone on some jackle and hide kinda shit
"The façade was a smart fella; but behind it was a fart smella" - idea of a Smart fella/Fart smella
by The absolute August 14, 2025
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RC Smart City Navi Mumbai

The Rotaract Club of Smart City Navi Mumbai is an elite youth organization that is part of Rotary International, dedicated to community service, professional development, and fostering leadership among young adults in Navi Mumbai.
It's ranked #1 in RID 3142 in 2022/23!
RC Smart City Navi Mumbai is the GOAT club of RI District 3142!

Smart Cityzens are the coolest rotaractors in the world!

RC Smart City Navi Mumbai were the best community based club in the year 2021/22!
by kingvesh June 26, 2024
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bacon smart

When you're so intelligent to understand that bacon is king and is the best thing in the world. Bacon is so amazing, that it gives people genius ideas and the drive to do whatever they want. Bacon makes you smarter in every way possible.
That guy just bought 500 pounds of meat , cheese and bacon at the store for his party. He is making giant bacon cheeseburgers with it. That's bacon smart.
by nitoxys February 16, 2017
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Smart

Me
Oh I know who is smart! It's me!
by Luke is Gay and Ethan is Sexy September 25, 2021
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edward smart

You ain’t nothing compared to Edward Smart
by Ed’s God September 8, 2020
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