by WildNSFW45 August 22, 2017
by SylusPratt September 26, 2019
L: " i went to the store yesterday and an old man named ely gave me $1000! "
K: "smash lies!"
L: " No! im serious!"
K: "smash lies!"
L: " No! im serious!"
by gertrude jewelover January 17, 2010
by J Cargo January 13, 2023
It was almost a ritual-
How Dylan would Netflix and chill with depressing documentaries, and proceed sad-smash any and every dirty hippie chick he could get his hands on.
He would often times (but not always) follow up with asking for a boof assist.
How Dylan would Netflix and chill with depressing documentaries, and proceed sad-smash any and every dirty hippie chick he could get his hands on.
He would often times (but not always) follow up with asking for a boof assist.
by TripSixxx666 October 04, 2018
i was gonna bang this drunk chick, but my roomate jumped in and took her! he's such a smash burglar!
by zilla411 February 23, 2011
Friend: how was last night?
Me: vegan smash bro, wasted a condom bro and now I gotta wash my sheets. Ugh.
Me: vegan smash bro, wasted a condom bro and now I gotta wash my sheets. Ugh.
by SexDr69 October 12, 2019