Salspaleda

A way of saying whatever or that you dont care.

Youre an idiot!!
respone : salspaleda

by mattyiam07 October 18, 2008

Seal the Exits

When a couple is in bed and one farts under the blankets, they say 'seal the exits' and hold the blanket as tight as possible thus sealing exits for gas not to escape.

Person a "seal the exits had curry for lunch'
Person b 'what the fuck, smells like legit shit!"

by frenchman69 January 6, 2014

Seal Mask

The most autistic meme that has ever existed in the GAYDAY 2 steam forums. It is represented by :awkward:. OVERKILL Software when even further and put this shit meme as an official mask that no one uses.

:awkward: :awkward: :awkward: *insert ascii art here* seal mask am i cool yet xDD

by ddmy November 6, 2016

seal faggots

Used pluraly, "seal faggots" is a term used to a group of lonely,fat and autistic assholes. They have never seen a vagina, nor go by either given gender. Used in a singular tense shows how only one person can "go fuck themselves" as to say. But when they say "that's physically impossible," don't take any notice. Find them the next day and shoot the mother fucker up.

Look at those Seal Faggots. The most popular Seal Faggot has to be Hunter.

by Use this on any fuck head. December 15, 2016

Seali

A person who does not go outside because they hate the sun and getting tan

Ugh, Oscar is such a seali he doesn’t even leave his house

by sisterseali October 28, 2018

seal team 666

A satanic special forces that combat the military assets of earthlings. The team is composed of seal team 6 members that died in combat. Ones who refused to join were killed and ones who wanted revenge joined.

Osama Bin Laden: Finally I escaped those seal team six members.
Seal team 666: Hello.

by crigey 101 May 6, 2020

Sealish

Refering to or being a sealish person, quite fat and a bit thick. Also being thicc

That person is so sealish, he honestly looks just like a seal, aeeehhhh

by handlebar8 January 6, 2022