sand blastin

The act of an elderly man who hasn't ejaculated in 10+ years raining dusty cob web infested sperm on the face of a barely legal woman.

Omg I watched my bitches video of her sugar daddy sand blastin the fuck outta her. Shit was hot AF 😍💦

by Punnymuthalikr December 31, 2016

sand out of your clit

Military slang for someone who is complaining.

Who cares it's raining get the sand out of your clit.

by Craxis January 7, 2017

saidomar

An synonym for bellend

My Saidomar is really sore today

by Timothy Wong March 7, 2017

Sand Fight

The Art of Grabbing sand and throwing it at Someones face or shoving it down their pants. If your at a family gathering down by the lake and you hear your younger cousin yell "Sand Fight!" you will probably be filled with the urge to knock the bastard out.

"Hey guys lets have a sand fight." You- Gets grounded for hitting your cousin

by Lil Pad July 13, 2017

sand possum

A possum that lives in the sand. Very ornery, very indignant, and overall mischievous. Has a long, fluffy tail.

Look over there! There's a sand possum scrounging around looking for corn.

by cornbear June 27, 2017

Sand necker

A trashy red neck who frequents the beach, most notably the Gulf Coast. Typically identified by bud light, cornhole boards, country music, and a sunburn.

Florida beaches are nice, but they're ruined by all these damn sand neckers.

by Nevets August 14, 2017

sand kitten

A vagina that’s been exposed to the beach.

“I just left the beach, now I need to go wash off my sand kitten.”

by FishyMcSquishy November 3, 2017