Clash Royale

Some weird ahh game that suddenly got insanely popular at my school for some reason

So I was playing clash royale the other day. When morbius said "THIS IS WHY WE CLASH🔥🔥🔥" I came all over my entire room. my mom is currently signing the adoption papers.

by Chezboi the evil October 9, 2025

Royal Prawn

A person who has made a fool out of themselves but refuses to back down from their incorrect stance on a particular topic.

That Karen is really making a Royal Prawn of herself.

by yeahbuudi November 29, 2022

Royal Frosty

When a guy dips his penis into a Wendy's frosty for a full ten seconds then proceeds to stick it in their partners ass. Both must wear burger king crowns.

"Yo, what happens to you and Emily last night?

"Well, she wanted burger king and I wanted Wendy's. So we got both and I gave her a royal frosty"

by Atozz October 18, 2020

Royal Punjab

A service fit for kings: a sexual act in which one uses their "poon" to do the job.

Bring my courtesan for I am in need of a Royal Punjab!

- The King

by mctit May 23, 2023

royal rimming

Using a post-rim-job moistened anus to "lick" a stamp before affixing it to a letter

I needed to send my mum a birthday card and did a royal rimming for the postage

by RoyalPostage January 21, 2024

Viccy royale

If ur to lazy ot type victory

"bro guess what"
"what?"
"i got a viccy royale bro"
"damn bro thats cool"

by CordlessBog September 27, 2022

Clash Royale

The game where you show off your credit card, the game where you get ridiculously expensive emotes to taunt nice people who are trying to enjoy the game, the game where you would get absolutely no amusement if you don't spend money. The reason it is named with the word "Royale" is because only royal members are able to afford to play the game.

The first stage of the game is mostly skill.
The later stages are barely playable for free2play. If you don't have money, you are done.

One Guy: Play Supercell!

Other Guy: No games are fun! Clash Royale is about pay2win. Clash of Clans is about afk. Brawl Stars is too repetitive. Hayday shouldn't even be in the list. What is good about the game?

One guy: Let me try it!

Other Guy: You need to experience to understand pain

by TheClashRoyalePlayer March 20, 2025