The fact that Roman families literally ate their own children as their "Saturnalia Feasts" after slaughtering them for not believing in the titular god of agriculture, Saturn.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Roman thousands of years before the original one.
Despite the Earths population at the time, it's estimated that 9 billion Roman babies were consumed between the ages of 0-14 (this is because the age of adults was lower back then). It is believed this population cover up was due in part to a deep state conspiracy involving the Vatican Church, ushering in the Holy Roman Empire.
This is similar to the original "American" Roast Game, but would happen in Roman thousands of years before the original one.
Despite the Earths population at the time, it's estimated that 9 billion Roman babies were consumed between the ages of 0-14 (this is because the age of adults was lower back then). It is believed this population cover up was due in part to a deep state conspiracy involving the Vatican Church, ushering in the Holy Roman Empire.
Citizens of Rome, hear me now! Just as those distant peoples—whom we shall name "Americans"—will, in the fullness of time, some two thousand five hundred years hence, engage in such folly, so too do we, the sons and daughters of this great Empire, partake in mirth and jest. Yet, what they will one day call their own, we have already named and perfected. Behold, it is called *Ludus Imperii Romani*—The Roman Empire Roast Game!
In this noble contest, we test our wits and humor, casting barbs not of war, but of words, and in so doing, we sharpen our minds as the sword does our bodies. Thus, let it be known—though the future may seem distant, we, the Romans, lead the way in laughter as in all things.
In this noble contest, we test our wits and humor, casting barbs not of war, but of words, and in so doing, we sharpen our minds as the sword does our bodies. Thus, let it be known—though the future may seem distant, we, the Romans, lead the way in laughter as in all things.
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Get the The Roman Empire Roast Game mug.An idea first emerging online that is used to emphasize someone's interest in a topic. It is not associated with the actual Roman Empire besides its origins, and more means "...is something I'm interested in".
This originated from the idea that many men often wonder about the history of the Roman Empire, and women online wondered if they had their own equivalent to the men's "Roman Empire". While originating from women, it's gender non-specific.
This can be used in a sentence similar to phrases like "magnum opus".
This originated from the idea that many men often wonder about the history of the Roman Empire, and women online wondered if they had their own equivalent to the men's "Roman Empire". While originating from women, it's gender non-specific.
This can be used in a sentence similar to phrases like "magnum opus".
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ISO: I’m going to Italia in a few hours, what funny things should I do?
VilhelmiinaSA: Mention Il’Duce and his accomplishments to everyone
ISO: I said funny things not automatic things
Fwiffle: Go to Predappio and throw a Roman
VITHARRR: Cut Spaghet with scissors
Sava: Be white in Italy, they HATE that
ISO: Romans will be thrown, god speed
VilhelmiinaSA: Mention Il’Duce and his accomplishments to everyone
ISO: I said funny things not automatic things
Fwiffle: Go to Predappio and throw a Roman
VITHARRR: Cut Spaghet with scissors
Sava: Be white in Italy, they HATE that
ISO: Romans will be thrown, god speed
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