Chili Ring

When the skin around an anus is a darker skin tone then her skin color. Often darker brown in color, especially noticable if she has pale skin. The opposite of a pink donut, which is an anus pink in color with no dark skin around it.

I was sexually interested in Mary until she spread her buttcheeks to reveal a nasty chili ring. I left immediately.

by Plutonic Prostitute June 15, 2018

The King's New Ring

A riff on the phrase "The Emperor's New Clothes," it applies to athletes or sports teams who the collective media crowns champion because everyone is afraid to admit the obvious. The promised ring, much like the clothes, doesn't exist.

The media has insinuated LeBron James and the 2010-11 Miami Heat will win over 70 games and the title. While they may win a championship some day, right now I think this is a case of "the king's new ring."

by kris takahashi November 30, 2010

the ring

Can be damaged by LORD activity. The ring should be insured against LORD activity to avoid further damage.

I must stop trading outright, this will lead to ring damage.

by Craig Smyth March 13, 2005

clitoris ring

See clit ring.

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

o-ring

1. (slang) sphincter
2. (normal) a rubbery gasket used to seal a connection between two pipes. The o-ring is squished between two flanges, forming an air-tight seal.

Don't push too hard or you'll bust your o-ring.

by Khashishi April 20, 2010

Get In The Ring

The most in your face, epic rock song ever, written by Guns N' Roses. It speaks of how the glam celebrity writers sell their souls and lie to make money off of the public.
This song was not well recieved by the media, but real Gunners fuckin loved it.

Mick Wall at Kerang!: Guns N' Roses are a bunch of stupid pussies.

Duff and Axl: Get In the ring mother fucker, and we'll kick your bitchy little ass, PUNK.

Mick: I gotta go masterbate to my mothers training bras. Bye!

by segalsens June 27, 2008

phantom ring

When you perceive the sensation of your phone vibrating, but it's not.

"Hold on, let me get that....oh wait...it was just a phantom ring."

by messy2010 February 10, 2010