queef

the most retarded person you know

that dude's a real queef

by KareemOfChicken June 10, 2022

queef levitation

The act of expelling pressurized air through one’s vagina so forcefully that the queefer is lifted off the ground through basic training one can even achieve flight though you must be pantless

Oh God Sherrie you can take me to Mexico with your queef levitation.

Britney you will go to queef levitation class or no dinner.

by Haké Queefer September 26, 2022

Queech

(Verb)
A funny synonym for a word like squish, squeeze, or grip

I went up to my cat and queeched her cheeks!

by GrodyScrotumBrody December 7, 2022

Queef queen

A female that queefs so much and so loud they could be considered the queen of queefs

“That was so loud! She’s would be a good queef queen”

by Freggyfr February 5, 2023

Queef merchant

A seaborn man of trading descent. Commonly found hidden in the women's latrine. Using a queef absorber 4000 to capture the gases he then sells them to unsuspecting passengers through the form of ice cream.

Watch out, that ice cream man might be a queef merchant.

by Mary queen of sluts February 23, 2023

Queeb

Any member of the Alphabet Gang.

It is queeb month and we are about to be inundated with all things queeb. Look at all those queeb flags...Fkn Queebs.

by The great falcon May 31, 2023

queef cabinet

An alternate way to refer to the female genitals. Usually in a derogatory way.

A: How are things going with Brittany?
J: Everything was great, until she showed me her queef cabinet.

by Waynezz123 August 29, 2023