Pissertation

Pissertation. Extended written piece composed whilst inebriated, possibly making no sense and certain to induce guilt when self-reviewed. Usually spotted on social media sites after closing time.

*A* I have a lot of things to say tonight, but I have had only one glass of wine so far
*B* So if you carry on as usual this will turn into a pissertation

by 03KBFaversham August 25, 2011

Poeser

A person who pretends to be gothic, but really is just trying to impress his fellow piers. The "Poe" comes from the OG (Original Gothic), Edgar Allan Poe.

Goth Kid: "Hey, check out that new guy! He looks like one of us."
Goth Kid 2: "Who, him? That's the new kid on the block, he's just a poeser. He doesn't even know what a goth is."

by TheGrizzlyMig August 15, 2014

wall pisser

a wierd smelly kid who has a tendency of pissing on the bathroom walls as if he is putting out some sort of fire

"hey man why did you have to go all fireman in the bathroom, your such a wall pisser"

by lhkb October 23, 2008

Whatever pisses your instrument.

A variant of the term 'Whatever floats your boat'.
'Whatever piddles your fiddle' = 'Whatever pisses your instrument'

Jade and David are deep into conversation:

Jade: No, I don't want more kids!

David: Well, Whatever pisses your instrument.

Jade: .. What?

David: You heard me.

Jade: .. You be cray cray.

by I Can Ride A Mastodon March 13, 2010

Ass Pisser

One who urinates out of their anus. Also includes those who spew unbelievable amounts of bullshit, either promoting themselves or tearing down others. Highly offensive term.

(insert name of prick here) (Tyler Staley) is an Ass Pisser.

by Ninjow October 28, 2011

dog pisser

An act involving a skateboard and a half-pipe ramp where a victim of familial molestation works out their feelings.

Dude, did you see Joey doing dog pissers at the skate park last weekend?

Yeah, he's really going through some shit

by Mouse Pants May 5, 2014

Piss Pissedofferson

Evil-tempered older first cousin to the famous mustachioed musician/actor.

Piss Pissedofferson, like the high-handed WestPoint-steeped paternal relatives of his well-known cousin Kris, wasn't at all happy when Kris chose to leave military service for more peaceful choices of employment.

by QuacksO August 14, 2018