Ninja punch

Dude, that marine got ninja punched by the big green weenie for the second time, he is getting an bad conduct discharge.

by Kreator89 February 6, 2010

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ninjafondler

One who has achieved such speed, agility, and dexterity that even a ninja cannot escape his/her grasp

*guy catches a impossible pass*
holy shit did you see that!?
yeah that guys one hell of a ninjafondler

by DakodaXD August 19, 2010

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Ninja Shoe

A synonym for the word camel toe. A pussy pressed into the crotch of some pants.

"She's showing off her ninja shoe! And I like it..."

by R Peezy March 20, 2007

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ninja balled

when you are hanging out with your friends at one moment then the next tiem you turn around they have disappeared.

My friend was just here he must have ninja balled.

by J Sned March 5, 2009

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ninjaculate

the act of ejaculating on someone without the person knowing.

"While Brody was sleeping I was asked by a friend to ninjaculate on his face, covering his whole mouth in my judo sperm.

by ninjaculator October 26, 2009

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Ninja dicked refers to an even that takes place when one man fingers a woman and then decides to try to stick his penis into her vagina. When the woman says no, he will continue fingering her until he thinks she has been so stupefied with pleasure that she won't know the difference between his fingers and his penis, so he will quickly remove his fingers and attempt to put his penis in. But again, he is denied. Finally, he will keep his penis SO close to her vagina that she won't have time to say no or to even notice he's switching body parts and she will be so turned on that she will have no choice but to continue on.

-Dude that girl you were with last night was totally HAWWT!
-Yea, she wouldn't do me at first but I totally ninja dicked her. -Foot five to that!

by JCjenny December 10, 2010

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