Port Manning

When your chillin' with your girl and not your homies

hey man, I'm gonna be on port manning tonight, so I'm not gonna be able to hang with you

by Pabloskii May 18, 2011

Benchmark Managing

The idea that one person can send five emails in one night and look like a superhero or on funny email chains they can end it with one very inapporpriate one. And he has small balls and tiny feet.

A benchmark managing guy is a deutche bag

by Imasuperstar October 17, 2012

fire manning

During sexual intercourse the male sets his partners pubes on fire, then attempts to extinguish the flames with his sperm

Sam was fire manning Sophie last night

by Cheeky sod May 4, 2014

Tainton Manning

A Tainton Manning is the act of dropping some fat taint on a girl's face, and then having a career less successful than Tom Brady.

I gave this girl from tinder a Tainton Manning, but my career is less successful than Tom Brady.

by DonBIll September 12, 2016

cooper manning

Cooper manning is the third brother in the manning family who does not play in the NFL but did play WR in college:the lamest brother,but the smartest

That person is such a cooper manning he is like sooo lame but smart as well

by Awsomestarboy100 December 3, 2016

Peyton Manning

if Peyton Manning’s name is actually Peyton krutz then ur in luck here’s the definition; usually very nice, has a big friend group, gets ass every other weekend,his best friends name is probably Russell or something like that lmao. Usually pretty sporty! He’s most likely single rn so hit him up

Oh my , peyton Manning’s sanuks look so good with that outfit oh and can you ask him to come scoop.

by @anotsilbfrd January 1, 2018

pac-manning

The art of navigating the grocery store during the Covid-19 pandemic, so as to avoid the other dangerous shoppers and obtain fruit.

Man, I went to the store at 7 to do my pac-manning before the whole crowd got there; some chick was wearing a bag on her head for a mask.

by FredBot3000 April 10, 2020