Aston Martin Lagonda

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Aston martin Lagonda LTD made the aston martin lagonda car.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Martin Luther King

The nigga who had a dream

Yo who is your role model

It’s Martin Luther king he a inspirational nigga

by OSme August 5, 2021

JJ Yeetbrams and Martin Scoryeetse

In the alternate universe of YEET, These are the two greatest directors on planet EAyeetRTH

Yeetmaster 5000: Woah, Yeetseph, what movies do you like better, YeetFellas or YeetTreck

Yeetseph: I honestly don't know, JJ Yeetbrams and Martin Scoryeetse are my two favorite directors of all time

Yeetmaster 5000: Yeet, yeet, I totally Yeet you on that

by the yeet October 19, 2015

george r r martin

American fantasy novel writer. Best known for the ASOIAF series. He loves killing children, raping mothers, beheading fathers, swords, dragons, dire wolves, thrones and many more things like this in his books. He lives in New Mexico, Santa Fe.

person1: Did you read ASOIAF series?
person2: The one who george r r martin wrote, huh?

by BloodOfTheDragon March 15, 2017

Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin

Stuff a piece of frozen chocolate cake in the ass like a dildo then thaw it and eat it covered in butt drool.

That girl I gave the Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin to last night freaked after I told her the cake she just ate was in her ass last night.

by Richard Kraft August 28, 2006

Martin Luther King Jr.

the suspected answer to many racial jokes.

White guy:"What do you call a black man who attempts to lead an unfairly judged people out of oppression only to be unexpectedly murdered?"

Upstanding black man:"Martin Luther King Jr.?"

White guy:"No, a nigger! Hahaha"

Upstanding black man:"Hahaha"

by mr. funns August 9, 2009

St Martin High pt.2

Yall ask and y’all shall receive. First of all Tell me why y’all can’t act somewhat civilized in the mf courtyard like y’all wanna fight everyone until ya get ya shit rocked and you face plant the concrete. They have the internet only working near dual credit classes cus they want me to balance my academics and getting bitches. Hey, nic fiends, quit asking every damn person that comes in the bathroom for a rip bruh. Y’all be so downbad y’all would ask the damn principal for one if she was in there. And if you do got nic, quit acting like a dumbass with it. Mfs not even hiding it at this point. The assistant principal be catching people because y’all are asking to hit someone’s nic right in front of them. Idiots. Imma make y’all do push-ups for that shi like the tiktoks. And if get nearly sideswiped by another student driver imma say fuck it and run yo ass off the road. LEARN TO DRIVE OR DONT DRIVE AT ALL. Theres a drivers Ed class for a reason. everytime I’m driving somewhere, it’s always some mf with a st Martin student parking sign in they car that drive like they have seizures mid-drive. Get ya shit together before you end up being the next Paul walker of the coast. Lastly, girls if you’re not skinny, thats ok, but if you try to act like you’re goddamn Cinderella or sum bs, just stfu. Bitch you ain’t no damn Cinderella, you miss piggy off the muppets. oink oink headass. Shi just close your mouth in general. I can smell the hot Cheetos and pound cake from across the school.

If St Martin high pt.2 was a sport in general, they’d be mf ultimate frisbee or sum bs

by Baby-D-K- October 21, 2021