Adam Van Horn is a name given to only the most handsome and muscular men out there. Adam Van Horn embodies the essence of masculinity and absolutely loves rock. He has a ton of wit, but uses it to annoy the fire out of people, for the sole purpose of fueling his sadistic sense of fun. Adam Van Horn is the perfect example of someone who tries their best to be a fantastic father, and he succeeded. Adam Van Horn is overall around a 8.5/10 human and a fantastic husband and father.
Girl 1: Adam Van Horn is such a stud
Girl 2: Omg I know right? I want to marry him
Adams Wife: I will rip both of your eyeballs out
Girl 2: Omg I know right? I want to marry him
Adams Wife: I will rip both of your eyeballs out
by BestSonEverBv June 18, 2022
Get the Adam Van Hornmug. A man or woman who check out people who aren't attractive. Likes checking out small boobs and flat asses.
Sam: Oh my god look at Julia's ass
Andrew: Yo that chick ain't even hot.
Sam: She has an ass
Andrew: No she doesn't
John: She doesn't, Sam.
Andrew: Dude you're such a horn dog.
Andrew: Yo that chick ain't even hot.
Sam: She has an ass
Andrew: No she doesn't
John: She doesn't, Sam.
Andrew: Dude you're such a horn dog.
by Musicgod14 December 15, 2013
Get the Horn Dogmug. Jack: Where’s Alex
harry : He’s out tooting his horn best leave him to honking it
(Alex walks in)
Harry: He just toot his horn
harry : He’s out tooting his horn best leave him to honking it
(Alex walks in)
Harry: He just toot his horn
by Madsteampunkpixiequeen October 29, 2022
Get the toot his hornmug. by Tyler BITCH!!! February 6, 2008
Get the horned turtlemug. A midnight horn is when you get horny at midnight. Usually for no reason but,sometimes you were thinking about some one or something appealing.
by Midnight horn April 18, 2017
Get the midnight hornmug. by Ieata$$ October 14, 2018
Get the horn beardmug. by Cryddy January 7, 2021
Get the Horn Surgemug.