midnight horn

A midnight horn is when you get horny at midnight. Usually for no reason but,sometimes you were thinking about some one or something appealing.

Last night I had a midnight horn and it was cause, of my boyfriend/girlfriend.

by Midnight horn April 18, 2017

Uni-Shark Horn Sword

The sword that KA_TheLegend uses to fight off monsters, and bad guys. it shoots out rainbows, and its the Uni-Shark's extra horn, that can never break. and its rainbow colored.

You better watch out, KA_TheLegend is using his Uni-Shark Horn Sword!!

by KA_TheLegend April 23, 2017

horn dog

A guy who follows his dick rather than his heart.

He only talks to her because she's thick. What a horn dog.

by Feminazi101 June 6, 2017

horn hound

A horn hound is a guy who chases tail and is looking for sex and then once gets it from the girl will either leave or keep pursuing for more

A guy who will go to girl to girl in the quest to fill his sexual appetite

No matter how many times I tell Tom I'm not interested the horn hound won't stop texting and calling me for a night in bed

by PyroPrincess21 June 27, 2017

toot in my horn

Something you don't like or aren't interested in.

John: Have you tried the new reasturant in the neighborhood?
Ron: Yes, I went there last week and the food was "ok" - it didn't really put a toot in my horn, and I doubt I'll go back again.

by Krearyal February 18, 2017

Broken Car Horn

When your fucking a girl and when you feel a fart cooking up you turn her around and stick her face in your ass and fart making it sound like a broken car horn.

Art: "Last night I felt a huge one cooking up so I gave Tonya a broken car horn."

by Jabbathefart March 17, 2017

Don't horn me

This phrase generally means "don't fuck me"

This phrase can also be used to tell someone to back off.

Don't horn me man.

God, Greg really horned me.

by Machomanrandysavagereal August 8, 2016