Homework

Work from school that you complete at your house.

The girl had done her homework.

by rest-stop-999 April 18, 2024

Sex For Homework

Passing a class by finding a study buddy to help you study sexual intercourse for the one-night stand exam

Person 1: My teacher assigned sex for homework. Now I gotta cram for a one-night stand exam.
Person 2: Do you want to be my motherfucking study buddy?

by thatonemotherfucka November 16, 2020

Homework

A stupid torture device invented by school. Homework is basically 5 extra hours of depression. This is the remnants of school that they decide to leave over so you can wake up feeling dizzy and tired, but still you have to go to school

Hailey: Hey can you help me with homework??
James: Sorry girl but you didn't pay attention
Hailey: I WAS DOZING OFF FROM PREVIOUS HOMEWORK DONE 2 DAYS AGO

by youtuber1289 April 30, 2022

Homework

1) An after-school assignment, typically used as a method of torture legal in every part of the world.
2) A violation of the 8th amendment
3) The second worst thing the Germans have done. (Yes, Germans introduced modern homework to the U.S., not the Italians)
4) A common way of starting small talk
5) An excuse to go over to a girl's house (and do anything but homework, usually bang)

Person 1: Hey, do you need help with the homework
Person 2: Sure ;)

by AngeryItalianDud December 19, 2021

Homework

The one thing ruining your shot of ever having a social life

I couldn't hang out tonight because I have 3 hours worth of homework

by Depression'll_Kill_You February 22, 2018

Homework

No

Homework due tomorrow? Shit

by RiceEnjoyer731 September 10, 2023

Homework

Half
Of

My
Effort
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge

DAUGHTER: Hey mom!
MOM: Hi sweetie!
DAUGHTER: Mom do you know the meaning of homework?
MOM: No?
DAUGHTER: Half Of My Effort Wasted On Random Knowledge
MOM: Oh I'm so sorry! I'll tell your teacher not to give you any homework.
DAUGHTER: Thanks Mom! *sinister laugh*

by anonymous October 16, 2022