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Hipster Fuckhead

A person that isn't technically a hipster, but often dresses like one, and listens to quite a bit of hipster-esque music. In order to be a "hipster fuckhead," you cannot be a complete hipster. This term is reserved for people with hipster-like qualities only
Person #1: "Look at Cody over there, listening to indie and dressed like a hipster; when I know for a fact that he's far too interesting to be an actual hipster. WTF."

Person #2: Yea, that's Cody for you. Cool guy, but he's a total hipster fuckhead."
by I_Hate_Tools October 14, 2011
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Hipster Effect

when one becomes angry or uninterested in something because everyone else is doing it, loving it, sharing it, hyping it, etc.
George became a victim of the hipster effect when he couldn't watch Game of Thrones because everyone else was so excited about it. George became furious and would often act out in internet posts.
by Kemystboy June 11, 2013
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hipster mouth

The condition where one has burned the roof of one's mouth by attempting to eat an item of food that has not yet cooled to a reasonable temperature for consumption, i.e. "before it was cool".
"I was so hungry I ate the pizza straight out of the oven and had a bad case of hipster mouth for the next day."
by hqrsie November 11, 2011
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gun hipster

Those who (in real life or in a video game) dislike to use weapons that are popular/mainstream solely because they are popular/mainstream.
Guy 1: Duuuude didja get Call of Duty: Black Ops?!
Guy 2: Yeahh man it's sickkk!! My favorite gun is the AK-74u!!
Guy 1: Ew..you noob. I use the Uzi. The AK-74u is soooo overused.
Guy 2: You're a fucking gun hipster, man.
by porangular December 5, 2010
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mall hipster

see mallgoth/mall goth

obnoxious, rich teenage girls who blindly follow the hipster trend, thinking they're incredibly original. they listen to grouplove, one direction, lana del rey, the smiths, young the giant, and walk the moon. they can easily be spotted by long, straightened hair, a nose piercing, an iphone 4s, and an urban outfitters top that says "free spirit" or something.
person a: omg look at those mallgoths what is this, 2004?
person b: not half as bad as those mall hipsters
by judgementalandpretentious July 13, 2012
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Hipster Hangover

The ill feeling one gets after excessive exposure to hipsters. Experienced primarily by those living outside of the East side of PDX (Portland Oregon).
Brian: Dude, I have such a hipster hangover after the Shins concert at the Doug Fir Lounge last night!

George: Quit being a bitch. Let's go get a coffee at Stumptown.
by Westsider3000 February 24, 2013
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Paradoxial Hipster

a person who is a hipster simply because everyone else is therefore contradicting themselves.
Person 1: "I want to be a hipster like everyone else!"
Person 2: "Sounds like a Paradoxial Hipster!"
by hipsterjoe May 6, 2011
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