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Grease Jousting

When you cover yourselves in baby oil and proceed to try and have sex. Typically causing one party involved to launch off of the other.
I'm going over to my girlfriends house today for some grease Jousting.
by Snapilated December 15, 2021
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Grease

Matt the obese fat ol tard ol lard is the most acurae deffinition that could ever explain this hermunculous he is just so bittery uderally disgusting troglodite that exists but this beach fuel diven cunt is greasy also did i mention hes fat?

ps. Fuck you grease ball

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Guy 1: Hey did you you see Micayla over there?
Guy 2: No why?
Guy 1: Grease got to her.
Guy2: poor oinker, that'll do pig... that'll do
by ifhysm May 27, 2017
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Grease Wizard

An individual whom has an inordinate volume of grease in their hair.
This can occur from either applying a comical amount of hair gel or not bathing for multiple days, leading to 2 sub species.

The first species can be found in r/wallstreetbets or financial centres acting as if their important, all while attempting to be like their idol Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.

The second species can be found around college campuses, town centres and most commonly anime discord servers. They are more common than the first species meaning their smell pollutes areas and are mostly men with very poor in person social skills especially with women.
Mich: "Hey look at the Grease Wizard type 2 over there"
Michelle: "Ew, looks like he shit himself, smells like it too"
by oblyboblie June 15, 2023
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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Grease up all my folds

Using face cream to help with wrinkles

Using Lube
god I need to sort my skin up, grease up all my folds

God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds
by JessieDinSL June 13, 2025
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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Grease n Shit

When you grab a hold of a body part of another perosn who hasnt showered in a Brian like amount of time. Multiple days of grease and shit will begin oozing towards the surface of his/her skin. Once infected by this “grease and shit” the only cure is to shit your pants in an XBox Live party.
“Ah fuk, atleast i shower.... whenever someone touches you they get a pound of grease n shit”
by Grand Wizard Cock June 3, 2018
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