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jesus freak 

Someone who thinks you can make jesus cool, thinks christian rock is cool, or thinks anything else that is uncool is cool. Also someone who thinks they are cool because they don't "care" if we think they suck for going to church, and are all smug about jesus. Without a doubt the person right above me. Look he thinks praying is some kind of weapon he can save us with ha!
Jesus Freak: I don't care what you say, jesus is cool!

Kool guy: Look at that freak! Girls laugh at him!

Hot Girl: Wow Kool guy your really hot! But that jesus freak is making me sick lets go somewhere and make out!

Kool Guy: Kool!
jesus freak by Stan Lightsaber July 30, 2008
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Jesus Freak 

A Jesus Freak is someone like me! ; a freak who loves Jesus!!!:D WOOOO!
Friend: much happen this weekend?
Jesus Freak: met Jesus!
Friend: o, so ur like a Jesus Freak or sumin?
Jesus Freak: yep, a freaky jesus freak :D
Friend: - I can tollerate u being a christian, but dont b tryin to convert me n stuff ;P
Jesus Freak: ha-yer,dont worry -its ur choice if u ever wanna ask me anything
Friend: fat chance! :D
Jesus Freak by TheJesusFreak January 23, 2009
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jesus freak 

A conceited, self righteous, homophobe who professes a
beyond natural love for some one they only know from
pretty stories at vacation bible school.
A bigot who believes all homosexuals will burn in hell even
though his love for Jesus borders on perverse sexual desires to pleasure his savior with an unnatural act.

An anti-gay closet homosexual religious fanatic who would drop to his knees and blow Jesus if he ever came back.
Bob: "Look at that Jesus Freak picketing the gay bar,I bet he's a closet homo!"
jesus freak by jsd9632 October 24, 2011

joy the midget freak 

a person who is small in stature and mind. A ' Joy the midget freak' is often a loner, someone who doesn't intergrate well with other living beings. Someone who always think they are right, but very rarely are.

Generally a oxygen theif not liked by others.
Oh my god look at your gunger hair your such a joy the midget freak
joy the midget freak by vag4life January 6, 2008

Jesus Freak 

A born again Christian who lives their whole life completely for Jesus Christ who first died for us. A Jesus freak is not ashamed of their belief and love for God. God is number one in a Jesus freak's life. A Jesus freak is totally on fire for God and just wants to spread the love of Jesus Christ.

I am 16 years old and I am a TOTAL Jesus freak and not ashamed of it because Jesus has given me more than anyone else ever could.
I don't really care if you label me a Jesus freak...There ain't no disguising the truth!
Jesus Freak by On_Fire_For_God September 7, 2008

get our freak on

have sex with someone who is not your boyfriend or girlfriend...having sex with a friend with benefits or fuck buddy.
Call me and let's get our freak on.
get our freak on by veggiegrrrl April 25, 2007

super-freak 

"She's a super-freak... she's super-freakin-g OUT" - Rick James

"everyone thinks they're a super-freak when they're in their 20's - it's what being in your 20's is all about"
- a former Super-freak