the real teabag

After you have left your girlfriend with a gaping asshole you pee into it and then put a teabag in to make a brew. You then proceed to dip your balls in this concoction, in essence teabagging them, and then suck the mixture out and split it between you both by spitting some of the mixture into her mouth and both swallowing

“Hey bro did you have a nice time with Jessica last night?”
“Yea bro i teabagged her”
“Teabagged? You mean that dumb gaming shit?”
“No but we did the real teabag, not that gaming shit”
“Ahhh I get you she’s a lucky girl”

by H0GG1N8OR January 28, 2020

Real friend

Someone who will be there for you no matter what. Even if you patch them they won’t leave you, they'll talk to u 24/7 and they won’t leave your side.

Jimmy is a real friend to me

by Love your friends October 8, 2019

code real

Something that is beyond real.

It’s code real!

Dayum! Did that just happen?

That shit was code real!

by Sevoguy November 2, 2019

Real Revenue

When someone from your company thinks they're bringing in real revenue then another colleague drops savage revenue.

John is bringing in some real revenue, not like Tom.

by DonMario77 February 28, 2023

Real nigg

A real nigg is a real nigg

Real nigg

by Ethan is idiot September 11, 2020

retro real

you were getting molested by kaptain kangaroo when these 22-yr-old hipster blitches are wearing his t-shirts today.

you are a prime big-ass daddy pimp
you're retro, but you actually lived through it. retro-real mufucka

damn bitch, that girl was in preschool when you were in 12th grade. retro real mufucka!
Bad Company uses their name in the lyrics of the song. like rappers, retro real puta!

by ron jaworski, quarterback October 6, 2012

Get real

When allu messes up his m'1s so bad oh my fucking god it is a single button it ain't that hard jesus christ cmon man just hit the damn button.

Guys he is about to Get real

by The one known as H July 10, 2022