Stephanie Edwards

shouldnt go blonde ill cry

If that Stephanie Edwards dyes her hair ill cry its so bad

by pissy panties ew October 19, 2021

Edward

Although his political and social opinions are rather questionable, this puny little turd never fails to get a laugh out of his peers (and piss off Matey!).

No Edward, I do not care about Biden

by gammell December 4, 2021

Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit

Hey bro’s wanna game of Edward Jerky Hands?

I’m down, though you’re gonna jerk me tonight!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 3, 2020

Edward

An Edward is someone who is really really REALLY short, hates milk and has a really bad temper

P1-hi there P2 ^w^

P2-hello there shorty, you should really drink milk or you'll get even shorter

P1-DON'T CALL ME LITTLE!*punches P1* AND WHY WOULD I DRINK THAT COW PISS YOU OLD HAG?

P2-Such an Edward

by :33333 January 7, 2017

Edward Cullen

a necrosadist dude, who also looks like Philip from my classroom

he is also a little quite, but can be a sparkly princess

*reads necrosadist definition*

Yup. It must be Edward Cullen.

by arystokratycznie January 12, 2019

Edward

Emir Edward bin Welsh, authoritarian leader of the Islamic State of Wales since early 2021. Know to be extremely hot and expels genius from his pores. His hobbies include invading England and pretending he’s Irish.

Damn Edward was really hot when he terrorized those English children.

by BlimpsAreCool November 21, 2021

Edward Casanova

A highly-influential modern-day economist who sure loves his women.

Edward Casanova claimed that the EverQuest video-game's fictional empire of Norrath had a super-strong economy; I wonder if a lot of the members of his supposed lady-friends "harem" came from that imaginary land, as well?

by QuacksO April 23, 2019