Spackered eggs

When someone with a mental retardation i.e a downy, offers to cook you a tasty snack but driibbles a little of its drool in the pan.

"Are you gonna have a bit of Billy's Omlette"

"I fucking doubt it you twonk, im not eating Spackered eggs"

by Bigsize October 9, 2008

Cream egg

Where two men dock and seal the docking with school PVC glue. Once foreskins are full of cum, a third person cracks open the docking letting the creamy goodness slop into their mouth.

Hey let's make this 3 sum a cream egg party.

by Loosebumhole January 9, 2021

English egg

When you sucking your own dick and you shoot a load in your mouth and the skeet drips down your nose to your sack from the perfect head position

Johnny's doing an English egg hahahaha

by Dave Lawrence July 21, 2014

curried eggs

The act of dipping your sweaty balls in curry powder and having an Indian lick and/or suck them

Do you like my curried eggs?
Yes. Thank you very much. Come again.

by ivanolo2010 September 23, 2010

rotten eggs

a synonym for bad news, with unpleasant consequences usually to follow

father: son come here. You bloody report card is here.

son: oh, is it really full of rotten eggs?. if my report card is nothing but rotten eggs, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I can take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.

by Sexydimma September 1, 2014

eggs in the oven

When a male inserts his testes into a woman's vagina. Or in the case of gay sex, the anus.

Oh Greg! I want to do the eggs in the oven! -Katy

by CLEVIN March 21, 2014

egg eater

A male/female human who inserts his/her tongue deep into another females vagina during foreplay reaching into the uterus.

I am an egg eater because of my long tongue.

My boyfriend is an egg eater.

by Skidz395 March 3, 2014