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Bald Bastard Classic

Where you chug a 5 hour energy, take a XO and chug a tall redbull
“What you want from the store”-Jesse
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic
by iiTzXan June 26, 2023
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Classically Based

A person who is outspokenly racist, and is unashamed of that fact.
Joe isn’t just racist, he’s classically based
by Frederick Grumbledink September 14, 2022
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Makis classics

A person who is bored of going out or doing any other activity and tries to get away with it by coming up with the worst excuses in existence
-Hey will you come today at the party?
- Yo I can't man, my parents told me that if it's overcrowded I can't go
-ugh come on man that's some Makis Classics
by ShadowIShere August 7, 2022
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classic Pele

means when you fuck a teenage boy and pay him for sex with new IPhone
Don't you have a cheap new iPhone? I am going out with my cousin, and I will do classic Pele.
by Pelemaker April 5, 2024
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Willy Classic

A Willy Classic (aka Monroe Classic) is when somebody puts their heart and soul into a project and say it's gonna be their "next big thing" and then after two weeks let it completely die and never bring it up or talk about it ever again.
"Willy, whatever happened to that -insert thing-?"
Either; "I don't know" or no response at all
"Willy Classic..."
by Burnswood November 29, 2023
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Classic Jas

Acting/Speaking or engaging in NPC like behaviour

The phrase originated in Delta BC where Jas has gotten more like a NPC with every passing year
What’s this dude saying ? He’s just being classic Jas
by Goonersupreme January 29, 2025
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